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Zephyr_the_storm 

Zephyr_the_storm (who may also go by Zeph, Zephry, Zephyr, Zephy boy, Zepherin N. Word Bruckner the 3rd, Zephiroth, and Nega Zeph) is an Instagram celebrity, commonly known for his association with Sketchophrenia_ (Yaqim) and big_kraze (Kraze).

He is sometimes crass, yet well mannered, gullible, and at some point was once nicer but most likely gained a thick coat of skin due to prolonged exposure to Yaqim's behavioral patterns. Due to this, he is much more quick witted, and is probably on the verge of sociopathy.

He identifies as 50% black, and claims not be racist, though past conversations seem to tell the contrary. He is often bothered about his sexuality, debating whether he is gay, and sometimes falling into a love triangle with that of Matthew and Daniel.

He's also a zoophile and exhibitionist lol.
"I heard that Zephyr_the_storm guy likes to have sex with Praying Mantises."

"HEY, I HEARD THAT!"

"...Well, are we wrong?"

".......No☹️"
Zephyr_the_storm by Sketchophrenia_ November 21, 2021

Zephyr_the_storm 

Zephyr_the_storm (who may also go by Zeph, Zephry, Zephyr, Zephy boy, Zepherin N. Word Bruckner the 3rd, Zephiroth, and Nega Zeph) is an Instagram celebrity, commonly known for his association with Sketchophrenia_ (Yaqim) and big_kraze (Kraze).

He is sometimes crass, yet well mannered, gullible, and at some point was once nicer but most likely gained a thick coat of skin due to prolonged exposure to Yaqim's behavioral patterns. Due to this, he is much more quick witted, and is probably on the verge of sociopathy.

He identifies as 50% black, and claims not be racist, though past conversations seem to tell the contrary. He is often bothered about his sexuality, debating whether he is gay, and sometimes falling into a love triangle with that of Matthew and Daniel.

He's also a zoophile and exhibitionist lol.
"I heard that Zephyr_the_storm guy likes to have sex with Praying Mantises."

"HEY, I HEARD THAT!"

"...Well, are we wrong?"

".......No☹️"
Zephyr_the_storm by Sketchophrenia_ November 21, 2021

big_kraze 

"Hi I'm Kraze!"

"The big_kraze hate fan club then terminated him, due to his lack of usage of literally any other sentence available to man."
big_kraze by Sketchophrenia_ November 21, 2021

Sketchophrenia_ 

Sketchophrenia_, aka Yaqim, is an Instagram celebrity, commonly known for his call outs on several personal tea pages, as well as "out of pocket" behavior. He's seen to be very truthful, crass, and dominantly kinky. He is also described as a "leg opener".

He's a father of two sons, both named Milo, a brother of Kraze (another Instagram celebrity), and is married happily to the lovely redacted_ritiri.

Lore may or may not be accurate due to his Machiavellian impulse to create sexual jokes, those of which consist of threesomes. Although redacted_ritiri too is known for this behavior.
"God, sketchophrenia_ is such a leg opener."

"SHUT THE FUCK UP, HE'S MINE! I'LL TIE YOU TO BRICKS AND TOSS YOU INTO A LAKE OF PIRANHAS IF YOU EVEN LOOK AT HIM!"

"Understandable."
Sketchophrenia_ by Sketchophrenia_ November 21, 2021

Redacted_ritiri 

An Instagram celebrity well known for her affinity with eating ass. She doesn't feed her children, and is extremely gullible to jokes relating to "Deez Nuts". She is a threat to society and should be terminated on the dot.
"Hi Instagram celebrity, redacted_ritiri! Did you hear about the new restaurant, Boyardees?"

"No. What's Boyardees?"

"Boyardees nuts delicious!"