pedosticks

Pedosticks combines the alluring qualities of chopsticks and pedophilia.

As with fiddlesticks, it can be used to denote frustration for being unable to do something. Unlike with fiddlesticks, that something is jailbait.
Chris Hansen: I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline. Why don't you take a seat?

Prashanth: Aww pedosticks.
by SirBlondie December 20, 2008
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Spraleigh

Nickname for Raleigh, North Carolina.
Sprawl + Raleigh = Spraleigh.
Bro1: Uggh Daniel supposedly lives in Raleigh but google maps says it's a 45 minute drive.
Bro 2: That's Spraleigh for you...
by SirBlondie December 22, 2008
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barrel troll

The galvanization of two pieces of internet jargon (see: barrel roll, troll), a barrel troll is a video game centric troll.
"Fox, quick, be a barrel troll!"
by SirBlondie December 21, 2008
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immfo

As a general statement:
Dolphins are seven time more badass than sharks, immfo.

In conversation:
Her: Can I sit down?
Him: IMMFO I DON'T THINK YOU CAN SIT DOWN.
Her: I want a divorce.
by SirBlondie March 01, 2009
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