Definitions by Sir. B
mammonomics
An economic based on money, wealth, power, fame, and greed
This word is a portmanteau of Mammon and Economics
This word is a portmanteau of Mammon and Economics
Mammonomics will collapsed sooner than expected, because human's needs and wants are infinite, while resources are finite, i mean the universes are never enough to contain human's greed
mammonomics by Sir. B May 2, 2021
cocoklogi
A: Jangan nonton Disney, Fox, Upin & Ipin sama produk Disney lainnya! Itu produk Dajjal, Illuminati, Freemason, 666!
B: Cocoklogi yang bagus, pester, sekarang tagih perpuluhan ke jemaat situ!
B: Cocoklogi yang bagus, pester, sekarang tagih perpuluhan ke jemaat situ!
editor berkelas
A ricer, but in photography, graphic design, videography, and motion graphics/animations field instead of automotive field
A telltale signs of Editor Berkelas:
1. They're underages (childrens, pre-teens, and teen-agers, although grown-ass man can do it, too)
2. They're using smartphone and freeware editor apps for smartphones (like iMovie, FilmoraGo, Kinemaster, Premiere Rush, TikTok, Snack Video, Canva, Fotor, etc.), although they can use pirated paid editor apps for smartphones (LumaFusion, Photoshop Mobile, etc.)
3. They're using lame-ass background music and sound effects
4. They have a Dunning-Kruger effect they think they're know everything about photography, graphic design, videography, and motion graphics/animation, even though experts laughing at their (Editor Berkelas) work, i mean, they're smart-ass/smart-aleck/smarty pants
4. There's a fake guru-esque quotes on any of their works
5. They're misusing and abusing effects (such as deep fry), so their works is cringe worthy and dangerous (because some video effects may trigger photosensitive epilepsy)
1. They're underages (childrens, pre-teens, and teen-agers, although grown-ass man can do it, too)
2. They're using smartphone and freeware editor apps for smartphones (like iMovie, FilmoraGo, Kinemaster, Premiere Rush, TikTok, Snack Video, Canva, Fotor, etc.), although they can use pirated paid editor apps for smartphones (LumaFusion, Photoshop Mobile, etc.)
3. They're using lame-ass background music and sound effects
4. They have a Dunning-Kruger effect they think they're know everything about photography, graphic design, videography, and motion graphics/animation, even though experts laughing at their (Editor Berkelas) work, i mean, they're smart-ass/smart-aleck/smarty pants
4. There's a fake guru-esque quotes on any of their works
5. They're misusing and abusing effects (such as deep fry), so their works is cringe worthy and dangerous (because some video effects may trigger photosensitive epilepsy)
editor berkelas by Sir. B April 23, 2021
Intellectual Masturbation
How to do intellectual masturbation:
1. Idolize theory, even though reality doesn't necessary go along with the theory
2. Find people who are agreed with your point of view (groupthink, filter bubble, echo chamber), and shut down any competing point of view
3. Nurture a superiority complex, that you're an Übermensch, you're far more intellectual than 99.9999999999…% hoo-mans around the world, and dwell inside your ivory tower instead of helping people out from their problems
4. Use any unnecessary words, terms, jargons, acronyms, backronyms, or any language styles that makes you sound intellectual (even though nobody asked)
5. Interrupt and change any discussion topic to become something intellectual when nobody asked
6. Justify unnecessary paywall for accessing knowledge
7. Put other's feet on your own shoes (a.k.a give them unsolicited advices based on your understanding and experiences, ignoring other's experiences)
8. Read any books that makes you look intellectual, even though you don't understand what do you read, and quote it every time you discussing, even though you don't know what are you talking about
1. Idolize theory, even though reality doesn't necessary go along with the theory
2. Find people who are agreed with your point of view (groupthink, filter bubble, echo chamber), and shut down any competing point of view
3. Nurture a superiority complex, that you're an Übermensch, you're far more intellectual than 99.9999999999…% hoo-mans around the world, and dwell inside your ivory tower instead of helping people out from their problems
4. Use any unnecessary words, terms, jargons, acronyms, backronyms, or any language styles that makes you sound intellectual (even though nobody asked)
5. Interrupt and change any discussion topic to become something intellectual when nobody asked
6. Justify unnecessary paywall for accessing knowledge
7. Put other's feet on your own shoes (a.k.a give them unsolicited advices based on your understanding and experiences, ignoring other's experiences)
8. Read any books that makes you look intellectual, even though you don't understand what do you read, and quote it every time you discussing, even though you don't know what are you talking about
Intellectual Masturbation by Sir. B April 9, 2021