Sir Toby's definitions

Shingled inbringle

This is a term modified from the word dingle, which describes people from the filthy town of Barnsley, England (Don't go there!). Everyone from this town is inbred, thus inbringle. They also all have shingles, therefore... Shingled Imbringle! Rt.Hon Sir Toby and Eusebio

Rather than "You dirty dingle bastards"
It is now "You fuckin shingled inbringle!"

by Sir Toby July 20, 2008

Guddance

A development of the word good. The addition of the "ance" adds more emphasis on the goodness. The "oo" changes to a "u" during this transformation. Rt.Hon Sir Toby and Miklitoris

"Youre life sentence for being a psychopath has been reduced to 5 years"
"Guddance!"

by Sir Toby July 20, 2008

Banana booit

A term used mainly in football (Soccer, not crappy gridiron) to describe someone who shoots like they have a banana on the end of their leg than a foot. The booit part originates from the word boot, but when pronounced in a yorkshire English accent is pronounced (ban-aah-na) boo-it!

Used at hillsboro to describe the shingled inbringle Michael Boulding ploughing a shot into the stand:
"Fuckin banana booit!"

by Sir Toby October 10, 2005

Son of a bishop

A modification of an old favourite with a replacement of the noun bitch with an apparently less offensive synonym, but think about it.. would you like to be the son of choir boy molesterer? Thought not! Also handy as your less likely to get pulled up for shouting this at the top of your voice!

Ian... You low down, dirty, yellow bellied son of a bishop!

by Sir Toby June 2, 2007

Gay Snake

Used to describe slimy reptillian like people of a certain homosexual disposition, usually with the first name Sam (Sammy snake from the alphabet). Can be applied in many situations. Created by the Rt.Hon Sir Toby

Sam, really is a Gay Snake!

by Sir Toby July 20, 2008

Aids biscuit

An Aids biscuit is simply a biscuit made from molecules of the AIDs virus. Also a handy little insult. Coined by Rt.Hon Sir Toby and Miklitoris

Simons a little aids biscuit aint he! Ye, he's such a little ginger cock sucker.

by Sir Toby July 20, 2008

the lords prayer

A new Lords prayer for some of you fuckasses out there.

"Your gay, Amen"

Thankyou, Rt.Hon Sir Toby and Shaun

The lords prayer
Priest: "Let us pray... Your gay, amen!"

by Sir Toby July 20, 2008