Definitions by Sir Toby

gaybian

A generic term used to describe homosexuals of either sex, especially if the person under considerations' gender is somewhat hazey. Obviously a simple merge of gay and lesbian, Coined by the Rt.Hon Sir Toby

Look at that gaybian whipping that ginger kid's ass at the bar!

gaybian by Sir Toby July 20, 2008

Crackslag 

Just when you thought you couldn't get any worse than crackwhore, I came along and invented the crackslag. Kind of like the megazord of crackwhores. A megacrackwhore if you like. Enjoy using this word, Created by the Rt.Hon Sir Toby

Your just a filthy crackslag, mum!

Crackslag by Sir Toby July 20, 2008

Gay Snake 

Used to describe slimy reptillian like people of a certain homosexual disposition, usually with the first name Sam (Sammy snake from the alphabet). Can be applied in many situations. Created by the Rt.Hon Sir Toby

Sam, really is a Gay Snake!

Gay Snake by Sir Toby July 20, 2008

scrot face 

Used to describe wrinkley bald men. Anyone with a bald head and a wrinkley forhead can be described as a scrot face.

Fuck me that guy is a real scrot face!

scrot face by Sir Toby July 20, 2008

Aids biscuit 

An Aids biscuit is simply a biscuit made from molecules of the AIDs virus. Also a handy little insult. Coined by Rt.Hon Sir Toby and Miklitoris

Simons a little aids biscuit aint he! Ye, he's such a little ginger cock sucker.

Aids biscuit by Sir Toby July 20, 2008

Rugger bag 

A filthy sack of shite. Use this term to describe any little shit! Coined by Rt.Hon Sir Toby and Miklitoris

Shut the fuck up you stupid little rugger bag!

Rugger bag by Sir Toby July 20, 2008

Bugger paste 

Slimy post sex residue that leads to vaginal squelching for a short time afterwards. Can also be used as a derogative term for anyone you dont like. Can also be pronounced "booergooer Peerst". Rt.Hon Sir Toby and Miklitoris

Did you just follow through dear? Oh no, its just bugger paste darling.

Bugger paste by Sir Toby July 20, 2008