7 definitions by Sir Smurfalot
The act of shooting someone in the face. (With a bullet, a load of cum or whatever)
Also referes to the two part act of:
A) Shooting someone in the face. (by whatever method)
and
B) Having them apologize to you for you shooting them in the face.
Also referes to the two part act of:
A) Shooting someone in the face. (by whatever method)
and
B) Having them apologize to you for you shooting them in the face.
by Sir Smurfalot May 11, 2006
A modern derivation of Kung Fu found when a fight breaks out in the middle of the dance floor, mosh pit, or rave.
Usually involves the offending party being drunk or otherwise drugged and making an ass of themselves followed by an ass kicking under the bright flickering lights of the rave/dance floor which makes the whole thing look that much cooler.
Usually involves the offending party being drunk or otherwise drugged and making an ass of themselves followed by an ass kicking under the bright flickering lights of the rave/dance floor which makes the whole thing look that much cooler.
Raver 1: "What the fuck happened?!"
Raver 2: "I dunno that fucktard pulled out a knife and the other guy went all Rave Fu on his ass!"
Raver 2: "I dunno that fucktard pulled out a knife and the other guy went all Rave Fu on his ass!"
by Sir Smurfalot May 12, 2006
"According to Forbes, Bill Gates is a Fucktillionaire."
Forbes top 10 Richest Fucktillionaires:
1. William H Gates III
2. Warren E Buffett
3. Karl & Theo Albrecht
4. Paul G Allen
5. Prince Alwaleed Bin Talal Alsaud
6. Lawrence J Ellison
7. Alice L Walton
8. Helen R Walton
9. Jim C Walton
10. John T Walton
Forbes top 10 Richest Fucktillionaires:
1. William H Gates III
2. Warren E Buffett
3. Karl & Theo Albrecht
4. Paul G Allen
5. Prince Alwaleed Bin Talal Alsaud
6. Lawrence J Ellison
7. Alice L Walton
8. Helen R Walton
9. Jim C Walton
10. John T Walton
by Sir Smurfalot May 12, 2006
Person 1: "Dude, whats wrong? You look like hell!"
Person 2: "Man I should not have eaten those leftover hot wings, they gave me the bad belly"
Person 2: "Man I should not have eaten those leftover hot wings, they gave me the bad belly"
by Sir Smurfalot May 12, 2006
The Mexican Martial art: Usually involves pulling out a concealed gun or knife during a fight.
The name comes from the accent of many Mexicans when they try to say the word "You" it comes out "Chew or Jhew" and they way they run enlish words together making the phrase "You Don't" sound sort of like "Judo"
The name comes from the accent of many Mexicans when they try to say the word "You" it comes out "Chew or Jhew" and they way they run enlish words together making the phrase "You Don't" sound sort of like "Judo"
Watch out he probably knows Mexican Judo...\
(fake accent) Judo-know if he has a knife, Judo-know if he has a gun.
(fake accent) Judo-know if he has a knife, Judo-know if he has a gun.
by Sir Smurfalot May 12, 2006
Cute Girl Syndrome is when a girl knows she is attractive and has become dependent on using her looks to get by in life.
The Cute Girl is not necessarily a #manipulative bitch, but because she has always gotten whatever she wanted with a pretty smile and good looks, so she never learned how to do things for herself.
As a result someone with CGS has never had to learn how to study in school because she could sucker someone into "helping" (i.e., doing it for her) with her homework. She never developed a work ethic because everything was just handed to her for being so darn cute.
The Cute Girl is not necessarily a #manipulative bitch, but because she has always gotten whatever she wanted with a pretty smile and good looks, so she never learned how to do things for herself.
As a result someone with CGS has never had to learn how to study in school because she could sucker someone into "helping" (i.e., doing it for her) with her homework. She never developed a work ethic because everything was just handed to her for being so darn cute.
Two employees talking:
"I heard Ash got fired, what happened?"
"Oh she got fired for being late all the time, and not knowing how to run the register, I guess they got tired of her Cute Girl Syndrome."
"That's too bad, she was adorable!"
"I know, right?"
"I heard Ash got fired, what happened?"
"Oh she got fired for being late all the time, and not knowing how to run the register, I guess they got tired of her Cute Girl Syndrome."
"That's too bad, she was adorable!"
"I know, right?"
by Sir Smurfalot June 22, 2017
The douchepatch is the tiny patch of hair deliberately grown on the lower lip. It is basically a stupid, upside down mustache, worn only by douchebags, fratboys and Howie Mandel.
"Did you see Jen's new boyfriend?"
"Yeah, he totally had a douchepatch...WTF is she thinking?"
or
"Hey! That drunk asshole with the douchepatch just grabbed my tit!"
"Yeah, he totally had a douchepatch...WTF is she thinking?"
or
"Hey! That drunk asshole with the douchepatch just grabbed my tit!"
by Sir Smurfalot June 20, 2014