Definitions by Sir Ranulph Twistleton middle 'C' on the piano

junket 

Male semen ejaculated from the testicles.

I’m terribly sorry, but I seem to have come my junket all over your blue dress.

junket by Sir Ranulph Twistleton middle 'C' on the piano February 12, 2007

a few sandwiches short of a picnic 

When someone forgets to pack all the sandwiches for a picnic. Doesn't that really piss you off.

Oh dear Giselle, I'm afraid that we are a few sandwiches short of a picnic, we will just have to manage on caviar and champange.

a few sandwiches short of a picnic by Sir Ranulph Twistleton middle 'C' on the piano February 12, 2007

Tub Thumping 

A rascal of a man who runs down the street banging his penis on dustbin lids.

Have you heard the one about Tub Thumping?
No! well he hasn't been down your way yet.

Tub Thumping by Sir Ranulph Twistleton middle 'C' on the piano February 12, 2007

flaunch 

The homosexuals art of sucking out ejaculate from another males rectum.

If you have shot your junket then you might as well flaunch it back out of my ass.

flaunch by Sir Ranulph Twistleton middle 'C' on the piano February 12, 2007

Send the maid down for some mayonaise 

Requesting the service of a young lady to syphon the python through oral gratification.

Please excuse me, I just have to pop into the library to send the maid down for some mayonaise.

Send the maid down for some mayonaise by Sir Ranulph Twistleton middle 'C' on the piano February 12, 2007

cut the cheese 

a rich fart having the aroma of fermented cheese.

when someone has dropped an SBD (Silent But Deadly) you ask, "hey! who's cut the cheese?"

cut the cheese by Sir Ranulph Twistleton middle 'C' on the piano February 11, 2007

Shirt Lifter 

Someone with homosexual tendancies.

Not all homosexuals are Shirt Lifters.

Shirt Lifter by Sir Ranulph Twistleton middle 'C' on the piano February 11, 2007