Sir Ranulph Twistleton middle 'C' on the piano's definitions

cut the cheese

a rich fart having the aroma of fermented cheese.

when someone has dropped an SBD (Silent But Deadly) you ask, "hey! who's cut the cheese?"

by Sir Ranulph Twistleton middle 'C' on the piano February 11, 2007

junket

Male semen ejaculated from the testicles.

I’m terribly sorry, but I seem to have come my junket all over your blue dress.

by Sir Ranulph Twistleton middle 'C' on the piano February 12, 2007

Tub Thumping

A rascal of a man who runs down the street banging his penis on dustbin lids.

Have you heard the one about Tub Thumping?
No! well he hasn't been down your way yet.

by Sir Ranulph Twistleton middle 'C' on the piano February 12, 2007

Shirt Lifter

Someone with homosexual tendancies.

Not all homosexuals are Shirt Lifters.

by Sir Ranulph Twistleton middle 'C' on the piano February 11, 2007

lick my pickles

A sensuous meaningful part of love making where the female gobbles the male's testicles. All done in the best possible taste.

I paid you fifty quid so get down and lick my pickles. Merci.

by Sir Ranulph Twistleton middle 'C' on the piano February 11, 2007

Send the maid down for some mayonaise

Requesting the service of a young lady to syphon the python through oral gratification.

Please excuse me, I just have to pop into the library to send the maid down for some mayonaise.

by Sir Ranulph Twistleton middle 'C' on the piano February 12, 2007

a few sandwiches short of a picnic

When someone forgets to pack all the sandwiches for a picnic. Doesn't that really piss you off.

Oh dear Giselle, I'm afraid that we are a few sandwiches short of a picnic, we will just have to manage on caviar and champange.

by Sir Ranulph Twistleton middle 'C' on the piano February 12, 2007