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Definitions by Sir Jesus H Christ

pain of salvation 

A Prog-esque band which i highly recommend you check out.
Pain of Salvation's song 'Ending Theme' may be one of the greatest things i have ever heard

shizzpick 

A shizzpick is the expression used when trying to install a program on your computer but are suddenly attacked by ninjas.
"Oh shizzpick!! Ninjas!!"
shizzpick by Sir Jesus H Christ January 25, 2005

hornagular 

Like horny, but with more emphasis on the kleg nuts
"Dude you're so hornagular"
hornagular by Sir Jesus H Christ January 25, 2005

pimpizzle 

Like a pimp, but more pimpish.
"Yo wassup pimpizzle?"
pimpizzle by Sir Jesus H Christ January 25, 2005
The single-handed most common ruiner of Erotic Stories
"I was having buttsecks but then Ninjas attacked. Bugger"
Ninjas by Sir Jesus H Christ January 25, 2005

penisscrotumdickcock 

The expression used when accidentally nailing a ninja to a cat and missing, thus hitting your partner, or lover, or Harry Munro
"oh penisscrotumdickcock i hit harry munro again"

haemoglobin 

haemoglobin is the part of the blood that carries oxygen around the body
"Woah dude check out that haemoglobin"
haemoglobin by Sir Jesus H Christ January 20, 2005