fuckin pus

When something is absolutely shithouse.

Bloke 1 - “ did ya watch that movie the other night ? Any good? “

Bloke 2 - “ yeh it was fuckin pus don’t waste ya time “

Pus is thick yellowy-white fluid that forms with an infection..

by Sir Fingerer February 21, 2025

Forey Story

any story of any kind that involves someones foreskin

bloke 1 - did u hear about old mate? he got his forskin pierced

bloke 2 - not another Forey Story

by Sir Fingerer February 06, 2025

sneezed in a Milo tin

When someone’s face is covered in freckles, and it looks like they sneezed in a Milo tin

the new apprentice has freckles all over his face he looks like he sneezed in a Milo tin,

by Sir Fingerer February 21, 2025

Mole'est

Someone who is dumb as dog shit and brings nothing to the table except drama

a "mole" refers to a nasty chick whos always starting drama

the biggest mole at the party

whos that Flog who just arrived, looks like the Mole'est cunt

by Sir Fingerer February 06, 2025

Tic Tac Cock

A Penis the size of a tic tac

oi Tic Tac Cock Put Some fuckin Pants on Cunt

by Sir Fingerer February 06, 2025

Aussiest

When Describing someone or something thats 100% Australian,

The pinnicale of being australian.

COBBER 1 " i seen the Aussiest cunt this arvo",

COBBER 2 " fair dunkim?"

COBBER 1 " Yeh cunt, he was walking an emu on a leash, and was singing waltzing matilda."

COBBER 2 "thats aussie as fuck "

by Sir Fingerer February 06, 2025