Definitions by Siouxsie Supertramp

Counter Creeper 

That one guy or girl that is always sitting at the counter at your local bar or diner, is a counter creeper.

Me: So that dude Jim asked me out.
Him: He asks everyone out, he's a counter creeper.

Counter Creeper by Siouxsie Supertramp May 5, 2018

accidental capitalist

A situation where tremendous amounts of money can be made just by capitalizing your personality and ideas. Mark Zuckerburg and Steve Jobs tops the list.

Her: Did you remember how my mom loved Sandra Bullock movies? So simple and funny, yet so good.
Me: My favorite is the Proposal with Ryan Reynolds and Betty White - they are all accidental capitalists.

accidental capitalist by Siouxsie Supertramp May 3, 2018

President Shock Jock 

President Shock Jock - Our president speaks like the shock jocks of the nineties.

Me: Did you hear that our President called some third world countries, shithole countries?
Him: That's President Shock Jock for you! He's like having Howard Stern for President.

Me: Is that good diplomacy?

Him: What do you think?

President Shock Jock by Siouxsie Supertramp May 3, 2018

demon farts 

Any odor or noise that comes from your furnace.

Me: I hate when the furnace is just fired up in the fall, it smells and it's noisy.
Them: Time to get used to those demon farts. Once up and running, they diminish.
Me: Right? I just have to get used to it.

demon farts by Siouxsie Supertramp May 3, 2018

emotional blackout 

Actions completed while terribly upset that you have no memory the next day.

Sorry I sent that email about your similarities to a person with narcissistic personality disorder; I don't even remember it. Must've been an emotional blackout.

emotional blackout by Siouxsie Supertramp April 19, 2018