Siouxsie Supertramp's definitions
The sober person that hold it all together on a night out of partying. Mission control makes all the decisions and makes sure no one gets in trouble.
by Siouxsie Supertramp September 30, 2023
Get the mission controlmug. Me: I'm stopping at the gas station for donuts. Do you need anything?
Him: I'm just going to get a clawfee.
Me: Not a bad idea...it's five o'clock somewhere!
Him: I'm just going to get a clawfee.
Me: Not a bad idea...it's five o'clock somewhere!
by Siouxsie Supertramp July 21, 2022
Get the clawfeemug. A fly that is an equal opportunity offender in terms of being annoying and/or embarassing during televised appearances is fly-sexual.
Him: Hey, did you see that fly that kept bothering the VP during debates? It was all anybody focused on. It was hilarious!
Me: Did you see that there was also a fly on the Supreme Court nominee during the hearings!
Him: I goes this one is fly-sexual.
Me: Did you see that there was also a fly on the Supreme Court nominee during the hearings!
Him: I goes this one is fly-sexual.
by Siouxsie Supertramp October 14, 2020
Get the Fly-sexualmug. narcissist math is when problem occur in a relationship with a narcissist, and nothing about the relationship adds up. There's missing time, hidden agendas, and a ton of lies.
Don't try to figure out how to get along with a narcissist. Just wish them well and move on. The double standards, the zero sum mentality thinking, the all or nothing policies, and just about everything else like the back and forth nature of the guy will have you thinking that the relationship isn't worth saving. The math doesn't math on a narcissistic relationship. Narcissist math is an unsolvable problem, like trying to divide zero between three people.
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023
Get the narcissist mathmug. My "man not man" replaces the super irritating "its complicated" status and also expands on ambiguous relationships. My man not man could be a friends with benefits, a recent break up that didn't quite stick so you're still talking a little, being barely married, dissatisfaction with the relationship you're in, or any other semi-relationship.
Me: You are never going to guess what happened today.
Her: What?
Me: My phone butt dialed my man not man today. We never talk on the phone - just text. So -
Her: Wait butt dialed today - it's Valentine's Day!
Me: Oh shit you're right! This is a disaster!
Her: What?
Me: My phone butt dialed my man not man today. We never talk on the phone - just text. So -
Her: Wait butt dialed today - it's Valentine's Day!
Me: Oh shit you're right! This is a disaster!
by Siouxsie Supertramp February 17, 2021
Get the my man not manmug.