accidental capitalist

A situation where tremendous amounts of money can be made just by capitalizing your personality and ideas. Mark Zuckerburg and Steve Jobs tops the list.
Her: Did you remember how my mom loved Sandra Bullock movies? So simple and funny, yet so good.
Me: My favorite is the Proposal with Ryan Reynolds and Betty White - they are all accidental capitalists.
by Siouxsie Supertramp May 03, 2018
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Budweiser widow

A woman who stays at home while her husband is drinking Budweiser at the bar.
Me: I thought you were coming over?
Him: Sorry I went to the bar for some beers.
Me: I'm tired of being a Budweiser Widow
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 11, 2019
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background anger

When you overreact to something, but only because your background anger has been building for weeks.
I'm sorry I flipped out over something so small. My background anger over the price of gas and food, my boss, and the holidays has me on edge.
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 19, 2023
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Sex Yoga

When you engage in so many multiple, sometimes crazy, positions during sex that your muscles have gotten a workout. You may even develop sex muscles from it.
Me: The sex was crazy good last night, but he had me wrapped up like a pretzel at times.
Them: What kind of position?
Me: Well in yoga it would the cow pose, or the sphinx pose. Maybe even child's pose.
Them : So you are telling me that you had sex yoga last night?
Me; I guess so!!!
by Siouxsie Supertramp December 13, 2020
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President Shock Jock

President Shock Jock - Our president speaks like the shock jocks of the nineties.
Me: Did you hear that our President called some third world countries, shithole countries?
Him: That's President Shock Jock for you! He's like having Howard Stern for President.

Me: Is that good diplomacy?

Him: What do you think?
by Siouxsie Supertramp May 03, 2018
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Counter Creeper

That one guy or girl that is always sitting at the counter at your local bar or diner, is a counter creeper.
Me: So that dude Jim asked me out.
Him: He asks everyone out, he's a counter creeper.
by Siouxsie Supertramp May 05, 2018
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cockroach

In any type of sexual relationship, when you only hook up at night after everything is done for the day. You come in late at night like a cockroach, and scurry out before dawn.
Me: Damn I've rarely seen this guy during the daylight. I think he booty calls me late after the bar.
Her: He's treating you like a damn cockroach
by Siouxsie Supertramp July 07, 2021
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