Definitions by Sinful Divinity
Pennestated
When you get molested and/or raped by a coach in the shower room. Odds are greatly increased if you're a male under the age of 18. Sounds similar to penetrated. Also can be used as Pennestation.
Boy 1 "I've got to go to football practice today, so I can't hang out."
Boy 2 "Make sure you don't hang out in the shower room and get Pennestated."
Boy 2 "Make sure you don't hang out in the shower room and get Pennestated."
Pennestated by Sinful Divinity November 29, 2011
Afghanispanic
Afghanispanic by Sinful Divinity May 20, 2011
Pash
Pash by Sinful Divinity May 20, 2011
VelociRapture
(veh-loss-ih-RAP-chur)
The speed at which the Apocalypse accelerates;
History repeating itself to the time when the Dinosaurs were annihilated and Earth reconstructed itself;
Jesus Christ comes back as a Velociraptor and devours all of mankind;
The speed at which the Apocalypse accelerates;
History repeating itself to the time when the Dinosaurs were annihilated and Earth reconstructed itself;
Jesus Christ comes back as a Velociraptor and devours all of mankind;
29But immediately after the tribulation of those days the sun shall be darkened, and the moon shall not give her light, and the stars shall fall from heaven, and the powers of the heavens shall be shaken: 30and then shall appear the sign of the VelociRapture in heaven: and then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Velociraptor riding on the clouds of heaven with power and great glory. 31And he shall send forth his Microraptors with a great sound of a battle cry, and they shall gather together his elect from the gates of Jurassic Heaven, from one end of Earth to the other.
VelociRapture by Sinful Divinity April 4, 2011