When a woman's vagina is swollen from not using enough lube during rough sex; Tulip is an English Oronym for "two lip" or female genitalia in this case.
by Sinful Divinity November 27, 2015
by Sinful Divinity April 28, 2011
When you've stayed up for so long and you experience a state of delirium where you say the first thing that comes to your mind. Usually the person doesn't edit themselves and it's absolutely hilarious.
Ex: 1
Girl 1 "Oh my God and then Shelly was li...."
Girl 2 "You know what... you're a bitch and I don't really care what Shelly said, because I'm tired"
Girl 3 "Hah! That was Delarious! She really is a bitch!"
Ex: 2
Guy 1 "Hey I've never been in Virginia before"
Guy 2 "I hear it's nice and warm"
Tired Guy "Oh wow! I thought I was the only one who hasn't been in a Vagina!"
Guy 1 "Dude that was Delarious! We said Virginia..."
Tired Guy "That's what I meant... VIRGINIA... Duh... I've been in a lot of vaginas..."
Girl 1 "Oh my God and then Shelly was li...."
Girl 2 "You know what... you're a bitch and I don't really care what Shelly said, because I'm tired"
Girl 3 "Hah! That was Delarious! She really is a bitch!"
Ex: 2
Guy 1 "Hey I've never been in Virginia before"
Guy 2 "I hear it's nice and warm"
Tired Guy "Oh wow! I thought I was the only one who hasn't been in a Vagina!"
Guy 1 "Dude that was Delarious! We said Virginia..."
Tired Guy "That's what I meant... VIRGINIA... Duh... I've been in a lot of vaginas..."
by Sinful Divinity September 04, 2012
Similar to the motor boating, where you smother your face in a woman's large boobs, the Paddle Boating is when you use your tongue to "paddle" a girls vagina.
(Guy) "Where you going today with your girlfriend?"
(Guy2) "Hopefully we'll go Paddle Boating, but if she's on her period, it's a no go."
(Guy2) "Hopefully we'll go Paddle Boating, but if she's on her period, it's a no go."
by Sinful Divinity April 29, 2012
When a female finds something either sexually arousing or expresses much interest in something (usually food) that a male would typically agree with.
Example 1
Boy: Katie was sooo hot when she kissed Mandy
Girl: omg that just gave me a theoretical boner!
Example 2
Boy: Did you hear they have deep-fried twinky's at the fair this year?
Girl: Wow the thought of a twinky deep-fried gave me a major theoretical boner!
Boy: Katie was sooo hot when she kissed Mandy
Girl: omg that just gave me a theoretical boner!
Example 2
Boy: Did you hear they have deep-fried twinky's at the fair this year?
Girl: Wow the thought of a twinky deep-fried gave me a major theoretical boner!
by Sinful Divinity December 01, 2011