7 definitions by Simon Lexington
A seasoned porn veteran. She knows all the moves, but has the ability to think outside the box (no pun intended). She is innovative with the regular routines, but more importantly, she creates new and particularly filthy sex acts. This is a compliment rather than an insult.
Wow, that bitch can consistently blow cum bubbles out of her ass, she really took the cum fart to the next level. I bow to you. Ron Jeremy will tap you on both shoulders with his triumphant schlong; you shall be knighted a true cum artist.
by Simon Lexington March 18, 2008
Describes a woman that looks like a man who is dressed like a woman. In other words, this adjective describes an actual woman that could easily be mistaken for a transvestite.
Guy 1: "Yo man, is that chick a dude? I swear to god she looks like Danny Bonaduce wearing pantyhose and makeup."
Guy 2: "Naw dude, that's totally a chick, she just happens to be very transvestlike."
Guy 1: "I bet she's got a turkey dangler the size of my dad's work glove."
Guy 2: "LOL."
Guy 2: "Naw dude, that's totally a chick, she just happens to be very transvestlike."
Guy 1: "I bet she's got a turkey dangler the size of my dad's work glove."
Guy 2: "LOL."
by Simon Lexington March 18, 2008
by Simon Lexington March 18, 2008
The point in drunkenness where a person, ordinarily characterized as chill, chillax, or mellow, behaves in such a way as to be characterized as a retard, douche bag, or fucktard.
Homie, you should have seen Steven last night, that dude was losered! I've never seen so many girls' tits get spat on! Normally he's a chill guy.
by Simon Lexington March 18, 2008
The book one uses to find the phone number of their internet service provider when they can't get the internet to work on their own.
aw fuck dude, grab the phone book, my internet's fucked and I wanna show you this bitch stomp on this guys balls repeatedly... it's hot.
by Simon Lexington February 21, 2008
Abnormally large vagina lips that, in their natural state (i.e. unclothed), resemble a turkey's waddle (i.e. the piece of skin that dangles from the turkey's beak). This does not occur in all women, just the ones with gigantic ax wounds.
by Simon Lexington March 18, 2008
by Simon Lexington January 29, 2008