Simon's definitions

yoyo

regarding a woman of low sexual prefrences,yo yo goes up and down and so does their knickers

that girl she aint nothing but a yoyo

by simon March 22, 2003

Punkass

Strange or eclectic. Good or bad is determined from context.

That was a fucking punkass choon (good)
You punkass muvvafukka (bad)

by Simon September 30, 2003

ith

Hacked weapon, which was massively duped, in Diablo 2. Bought off EBay for obscene prices (100$) only now its gone due to 1.10 patch.

HAHAHA You stupid Ebayer you lost your ITH!

by Simon January 11, 2004

padawan

Padawan = Star wars apprentice, also used for n00b.

indeed padawan!

Stfu my padawan!

You have improved, padawan

by Simon January 19, 2005

Gilly

To be tight fisted / cheap.

Why are you being so Gilly? Its only 20p.

by Simon October 3, 2006

gubulls

bumbling half wits who think they know but are extremly incompetent

bumbling sound men with the brain of a small flee with the behind of hippo.
"Trust me m8 I know how a car works.. if it fails to start you basically check the number plate..."

by simon May 13, 2005

Gadmon

Gay Cad combined with the name simon. Sorta like pokemon.

'Gadmon! hows it goin'

by Simon February 13, 2005