157 definitions by Simon

pubic wig

A pubic wig is a Merkin as opposed to the other defintion which appears to be a spelling mistake.

Merkins are worn on stage for nude scenes and have a very long history, being mentioned in the OED in the 17th Century

by Simon April 4, 2003

petruccinated

The state of mind you are in after one has listened to one or more guitarsolos by the possibly greatest living guitarist John Petrucci.

-Kalle, I just listened to Fatal Tragedy, man that solo is so awsome.
-Lol, Petruccinated.

by Simon October 22, 2006

fiouret

french expression : when someone is really good in manipulating ppl and can go anywhere without restriction and use of his stealthness to bypass problem

He has achieved so many things, he is really a fiouret

Simon stop being a fiouret please, be franc

by Simon April 9, 2004

Duuuncan

Person who attempts to play CS but is constantly gettin owned by Slim3y

hahaha what a Duuuncan

by Simon August 28, 2003

dooce

noun, 1) one who is totally lacking in originality; a hack, 2) the state of writing on repetitive subjects for at least four years.

1) wow, her writing totally sucked. yeah...what a dooce! 2) hmmmm... ANOTHER piece about poop and how supercool her baby is. yeah, she's in the dooce.

by Simon February 1, 2005

buxx

Gay Sex Slang Term.

The process of making bucked teeth and digging the frontmost pair into male anus.

I fancied a felch from Adam, but instead he gave me a buxx job.

by Simon December 28, 2004

buxx

Slang for gay sex.

I just got some buxx from Jeff and Carmine in the mens restroom.

by Simon December 28, 2004