157 definitions by Simon

Per-Uven

A young man using taekwondo instead of arguing.

Per-Uven kicks the old man

by Simon March 24, 2003

BJB

a term used to describe an unknown scenario

its all BJB from the word get go

by Simon September 30, 2003

rimjaw

pu your legs behind your head and have someone lick your butthole

Tony Blair would put his legs behind his head, and gorden brown would lick his little hairy butthole

by Simon May 13, 2003

clegna

the poo left on a males anal beard

by Simon September 9, 2003

up the coast

An upwards taking towards the coast.

Someone who likes it up the coast is probably in the same boat as bush and clay aiken.

"no anal sex" see mateo

"That ma'fuckin' sum'bitch likes it up the coast, bitch."

"Te gusta remar por la costa!"

"Mitch likes it up the coast."

by Simon February 4, 2004

Nokias

Female Breasts. This term can be used to communicate ones appreciation for a passing females breasts to an associate. This word can be used when it may be inappropriate to use more obvious terminology such as "Check out that rack"

Whoa, check out those Nokias

by Simon April 23, 2003

Mookie

monkey like, abnormal agility and facial expressions. he makes squawking noises and can eat an apple faster than any living mook. don't confuse this creature with Chris Kattan, though very similar in stature, they aren't the same person. will eat 6 of any pill, anytime.

mookie L, quit jumping around like a monkey and design me a city.

by Simon July 3, 2003