She took it in the front and then I walked over the biffing bridge to the back. Easy traffic. Managed without Google maps.
by Silly Tilly March 11, 2018
AKA penis pillow. That part of the scrotum upon which the member rests its head - between the 2 love eggs. Also that part from which it rises when it awakens.
by Silly Tilly December 09, 2013
Misconceived derogatory term used to describe FLOTUS implying she has no agency and is allowed to express no thoughts or actions of her own.
The truth is she is more of a wife than a handmaid. Helping to hold down America while Donald rapes it.
The truth is she is more of a wife than a handmaid. Helping to hold down America while Donald rapes it.
by Silly Tilly July 15, 2018
Having sex with a woman who is prepared to do everything for you and who is not your biological mother.
John's girlfriend really wipes his arse for him.
I know. And can you believe they also do it 5 times a week!
Wow. That woman is a mother with benefits.
I know. And can you believe they also do it 5 times a week!
Wow. That woman is a mother with benefits.
by Silly Tilly May 27, 2018
A knob zombie. When you try to reserect your cock for a second session but it only comes back to half life and won't die.
Shit man I got a Knombie last night. It was nowhere near stiff enough to get her off and I couldn't blow. There's flesh peeling off it this morning.
by Silly Tilly April 02, 2016