Definitions by Silly Tilly
ofdonald
Misconceived derogatory term used to describe FLOTUS implying she has no agency and is allowed to express no thoughts or actions of her own.
The truth is she is more of a wife than a handmaid. Helping to hold down America while Donald rapes it.
The truth is she is more of a wife than a handmaid. Helping to hold down America while Donald rapes it.
ofdonald by Silly Tilly July 15, 2018
mother with benefits
Having sex with a woman who is prepared to do everything for you and who is not your biological mother.
John's girlfriend really wipes his arse for him.
I know. And can you believe they also do it 5 times a week!
Wow. That woman is a mother with benefits.
I know. And can you believe they also do it 5 times a week!
Wow. That woman is a mother with benefits.
mother with benefits by Silly Tilly June 9, 2018
biffing bridge
She took it in the front and then I walked over the biffing bridge to the back. Easy traffic. Managed without Google maps.
biffing bridge by Silly Tilly March 12, 2018
knombie
A knob zombie. When you try to reserect your cock for a second session but it only comes back to half life and won't die.
Shit man I got a Knombie last night. It was nowhere near stiff enough to get her off and I couldn't blow. There's flesh peeling off it this morning.
knombie by Silly Tilly June 28, 2016
willy cushion
AKA penis pillow. That part of the scrotum upon which the member rests its head - between the 2 love eggs. Also that part from which it rises when it awakens.
willy cushion by Silly Tilly December 9, 2013