49 definitions by Silky Smooth

fart in church, a

a metaphor used to describe something that is both highly conspicuous and embarrassing; a church service is supposed to be both quiet and solemn and any fart in church would be conspicuous and embarrassing

Jenkins, that oral report was as embarrassing as a far in church!

by Silky Smooth December 18, 2003

shakira

A talented singer/songwriter from Colombia who dances like a madwoman!

Shakira's booty-shake is hypnotic!

by Silky Smooth December 2, 2003

choo-choo

a homosexual three way involving either three gay men or three lesbians; as opposed to sandwich action wich involved either 2 men and 1 woman or 2 women and 1 men

Gina, Maria, and Sofia let me watch them do a choo-choo!

by Silky Smooth January 7, 2004

american mutt

someone whose ethnicity and/or race is so mixed one cannot determine his/her ethnic or racial background is through visual observation

My father is half-black and half-Italian and my mother is half-Chinese and half-Cherokee.

by Silky Smooth February 10, 2004

donkey show

an obscene performance in which a woman copulates with a literal jackass

by Silky Smooth October 30, 2003

shillelagh

a 1 meter tall wooden stick with a big bump on the end, used as both a club & walking stick by the Irish

Forsooth, thou art a knave! Leave this place in peace or I shall thrash thee about the head & shoulders with my shillelagh!

by Silky Smooth April 29, 2004

first rule of warfare

"We can always beat the French!"

Originally developped by the Italians and confirmed by the Moors!

by Silky Smooth April 16, 2004