Sidney's natural resources's definitions

TWATS

The acronym for the exclusive "Trump Will Always Triumph Society"

Our unwavering support for Trump, firm belief that he is a stable genius, and will Make America Great Again is a foundational tenet for all of us TWATS.

by Sidney's natural resources July 21, 2018

milk scrotum

The convenient elastic mesh pouch in the rear of a SUV which holds a gallon container of milk.

I used to worry about milk spilling in my car every time I went around a corner and the gallon of milk tipped over. Now I just place it into the milk scrotum and never have to worry because it holds it tight and close to the body of the car.

by Sidney's natural resources April 30, 2019

fartane rating

A number associated with the richness of flatulence. A number 2 rating is average and might be mistaken for "forgetting to take the garbage out" A number 4 rating will typically clear out a medium sized room while a number 8 is a serious combustion and explosion hazard.

Arthur, at any party could always be counted on to rip one with a number 4 fartane rating. People who knew him well would always reply with a blessed be the fruit right before they made their exit.

by Sidney's natural resources October 10, 2019

gas dollar

A unit of currency based upon the value of a one liter discharge of flatulence of a number 5 fartane rating.

That burrito was delicious waitress, I just paid you 10 gas dollars and 2 extra for your tip.

by Sidney's natural resources October 13, 2019

TDS

Trump Deification Syncope, the act of fainting before a statue or portrait of Donald Trump, an extreme act of reverence when kneeling and swallowing just is not enough.

Yeah man, TDS is on the rise today and was the key reason the dude sits in the oval office.

by Sidney's natural resources January 30, 2025

Realtime shitposting

Sitting on the toilet while writing a spiteful forum post and then pressing the post button just as you back one out.

There was a certain force and je ne sais quoi to Sam's post, he must have been realtime shitposting.

by Sidney's natural resources August 25, 2019

may the lord open

Prayer used to beseech divine intervention for someone afflicted with constipation and in the grips of a prolonged blum

I've been struggling all day to take a dump and all I have to show for it is a few crumbs. May the lord open.

by Sidney's natural resources October 14, 2019