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When two extremely gay dudes meet up to determine who is the gayest in town. Not only gay but gay with twin turbos, NOS, burning nitro methane fuel kinda gayness. Like two flamboyant peacocks strutting in a race to see who is the biggest princess.
by Sick MikeyG May 3, 2021
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A kancerd skank. A very nasty unwashed skank emitting a foul nauseating odor usually from the crotch area. A super skank. Appearance along with body hygiene both lacking severely.
A kancerd skank. A very nasty unwashed skank emitting a foul nauseating odor usually from the crotch area. A super skank. Appearance along with body hygiene both lacking severely.
Hey, yo!! That nasty skankard bitch looking like a dog and she's smelling even worse!! Bet you won't eat her out Jason!!
by Sick MikeyG June 27, 2019
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Oh my I was scratching my pussy this morning after I took a pounding last night and under my fingernails I discovered I have dayaftertaffy!
by Sick MikeyG February 6, 2025
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OMG! Girl you must have had that pussy destroyed last night! I think you need to wash off that Soured Nooder!! You smell like vinegar and fish!!
by Sick MikeyG November 18, 2020
Get the Soured Nooder mug.Used to define the cotton crotch area of a pair of dirty panties saturated in but not limited to vaginal fluid, sweat, semen, ass chowder and saliva. Also may me used in reference to a condition associated with panty cotton in the above state.
Oh my doesn't she look greasy and nasty? I'd imagine she has the Rotten Cotton in her trousers as well!
by Sick MikeyG December 10, 2025
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Hey man, after eating Jill's pussy all night I ran into some serious Zombpussie in the shower this morning. It was like she was sitting on my face again but I knew she was gone.
by Sick MikeyG November 1, 2025
Get the Zombpussie mug.A girl who engages in scissoring another female with her vagina preloaded with semen from an earlier encounter that day and rubs it all over the vagina of her unexpecting partner.
by Sick MikeyG August 1, 2024
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