trumpfecta

Crooked, stupid and crazy.

When Joey D. got done for shoplifting, what did he do? Went out, got caught again and then punched the cop!

Man, that kid is really the trumpfecta.

Sure is.

by Shuaman March 01, 2018

previous

Overly hasty in acting or drawing a conclusion. Mainly British usage.

I said 'have a line,' not 'do up the whole gram.'

Yeah, I got a little previous on that one.

by Shuaman October 11, 2018

Pissed bothering

The act of getting completely bloto and going up to randos and engaging them in conversation.

Let's have another couple of stiff ones before we go to the pub, want to do some serious pissed bothering tonight!

by Shuaman April 13, 2021

Covid jumping

Moving from place to place to outrun Covid locksdowns and hotspots.

Is Jenna around?

No, she's Covid jumping in Europe.

by Shuaman October 18, 2020

Shitty titty bang bang

A sex act where the male takes a dump on a girl's boobs and then proceeds to fuck her tits, using said faecal matter as lubricant.

Why did he dump me? Icedocking, wolfbagging, even shitty titty bang bang, I do everything!

by Shuaman May 05, 2020

Christed

When a girl you're hitting on tells you she's a Christian.

What happened with that blonde last night?

Got Christed.

Bummer, she had a great rack.

by Shuaman December 15, 2016

Trumping

To root for other people's misfortune in order to profit from it personally.

Do you think Jeff will get fired?

Hope so.
What?

I'm trumping on this one, I've always wanted to fuck his girlfriend.

by Shuaman November 24, 2016