Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick

Better than nothing.

God this buffet sucks.

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick.

by Shuaman December 30, 2021

deuce nozzle

Asshole, butt, shitter, posterior

That guy's one of them, takes it in the deuce nozzle.

by Shuaman November 13, 2015

Spewella de Vil

Someone who can't stop throwing up.

How you feeling, you drank a lot last night?

Dude, I'm Spewella de Vil today.

by Shuaman July 05, 2019

My water just broke

When that poo baby be coming.

Dude, pull over, my water just broke.
Can't you hold it?

They're your leather seats.

by Shuaman August 21, 2020

Tack shack

A house or shop full of tacky shit.

Since Tracy moved in, she's turned my place into a tack shack.

All those porcelain figurines are grim, dude.

Tell me about it.

by Shuaman July 09, 2019

Trench warfare

When a girl stops shaving her pussy in order to punish her man.

Tina's engaging in a little trench warfare because I wouldn't take her to Burning Man. It's like chewbacca moved into her pants.

by Shuaman June 23, 2019

vagina vaykay

Sex tourism.

I'm going to Thailand for a vagina vaykay, wanna come?

I'm married.

Yeah, so what's your point?

by Shuaman October 06, 2018