Shuaman's definitions

bothering

British expression for dating.

Saw Mark and Lisa down the boozer.

Oh, are they bothering?

Sure looked like it, they snogged the whole night.

by Shuaman October 3, 2018

Raincoat

Something sleazy or sordid.

God, I haven't had sex in a year.

Go see a pro.

Nah, too raincoat.

by Shuaman July 16, 2019

Muffy the tampon slayer

A girl with a heavy flow on.

What's up with all the bathroom breaks?

I've got a crimson tidal wave, girl, I'm Muffy the tampon slayer!

by Shuaman June 9, 2021

Eat Seeking Missile

Someone who can't stop eating, an overweight person.

You'll need to some more of those eclairs, Janet is an eat seeking missile.

by Shuaman April 15, 2023

pre-fire

That period before actually getting ousted from your job. In politics this often involves leaking a false resignation story to the media to lay the groundwork for the real firing a few days later.

I think I got pre-fired today.

Why?

They moved me to a windowless office in the basement.

by Shuaman September 24, 2018

Covid jumping

Moving from place to place to outrun Covid locksdowns and hotspots.

Is Jenna around?

No, she's Covid jumping in Europe.

by Shuaman October 18, 2020

Flush

v. To get an abortion.

Gina's preggers.

Shit, what you going to do?

Flush it, hopefully.

by Shuaman February 16, 2018