Shuaman's definitions

previous

Overly hasty in acting or drawing a conclusion. Mainly British usage.

I said 'have a line,' not 'do up the whole gram.'

Yeah, I got a little previous on that one.

by Shuaman October 11, 2018

Tootinkhamun

Someone who farts a lot.

Whoa, dude, that stinks.

Had a dodgy curry last night, I'm Tootinkhamun today!

by Shuaman December 15, 2019

Sir Noncealot

An elision of 'nonce' and Sir Lancelot, a Sir Noncealot is a prize pillock or douchebag.

So you're taking advice from Sir Noncealot now are you or did you think nicking that motor was a good idea?

by Shuaman June 1, 2020

Drummin

British slang for burglarizing houses.

Where you get all this stuff? You been drummin again?

Nah, my nan gave it me.

Bollocks.

by Shuaman December 16, 2019

Blovids

Hookups that circumvent the lockdown rules. Sex in the time of the pandemic.

What's up, bro, you been getting any blovids in, bruh?
You nose it, homes, gave it to me gran and I've totes inherited her place, yo!

by Shuaman July 18, 2020

la naranja franco

The orange Franco ie the old snatch grabbing Cheeto head himself, our prez, Donald J. Trump

He's tweeting again.

Quien?

La naranja Franco! Who else?

by Shuaman January 30, 2017

Drop and go

Dropping a vicious fart and then departing the scene so someone else is blamed.

Dude, that stinks.

Wasn't me.

I saw you sneak off into the kitchen, that was a classic drop and go!

by Shuaman November 19, 2020