Shuaman's definitions

Phizog

The face. British. Derived from physiognomy.

Bastard punched me right in the phizog.

by Shuaman June 11, 2021

Aleppo Moment

A la Libetarian Gary Johnson; when your mind goes blank at an inopportune moment, usually 'cos you're high off your ass!

What's your date of birth?

I'm having an Aleppo moment.
Step out of the vehicle, please, sir.

by Shuaman September 30, 2016

Corona kiss

A bad result caused by the Covid-19 pandemic.

What's happening with your project at work?

Got the corona kiss, budgets are all getting slashed.

by Shuaman April 10, 2020

Wurst

v. To bone someone, to bratwurst them.

That girl you pulled was cute.

Hellz yeah, she was, gave her a proper wursting.

by Shuaman October 28, 2018

Tootinkhamun

Someone who farts a lot.

Whoa, dude, that stinks.

Had a dodgy curry last night, I'm Tootinkhamun today!

by Shuaman December 15, 2019

Flush

v. To get an abortion.

Gina's preggers.

Shit, what you going to do?

Flush it, hopefully.

by Shuaman February 16, 2018

Doxy Curl

A single ringlet of hair by the ear which look likes the payot of an Orthodox Jew.

Nice hair do, girl, and you got the doxy curl and everything.

by Shuaman August 22, 2016