Definitions by Shuaman

Baking a loaf

The need to take a shit.

C'mon, let's go.

Give me five. I need the bog. I'm really baking a loaf right now.

Baking a loaf by Shuaman February 1, 2021

Ass harp 

Suck the asshole, stretch the dick and twang them balls, you be playing the ass harp, yo!

What's the matter?

I'm a little tender, Amy was playing the ass harp again last night!

Ass harp by Shuaman December 31, 2020

Drop and go 

Dropping a vicious fart and then departing the scene so someone else is blamed.

Dude, that stinks.

Wasn't me.

I saw you sneak off into the kitchen, that was a classic drop and go!

Drop and go by Shuaman November 19, 2020

Onan the Barbarian 

Someone who masturbates a lot.

You rubbing one out again?

I know, I'm Onan the Barbarian right now.

Onan the Barbarian by Shuaman November 1, 2020

Onan the Barbarian 

Someone who jerks off a lot.

Where were you?

Rubbing one out.

Again?
I'm so horny, I'm Onan the Barbarian right now!

Onan the Barbarian by Shuaman October 20, 2020

Covid jumping 

Moving from place to place to outrun Covid locksdowns and hotspots.

Is Jenna around?

No, she's Covid jumping in Europe.

Covid jumping by Shuaman October 18, 2020

Covid jumping 

Moving from place to place to outrun Covid locksdowns and hotspots.

Is Jenna around?

No, she's Covid jumping in Europe.

Covid jumping by Shuaman October 18, 2020