Definitions by Shrimpin Aint EZ

Fabies 

Babies that are not real, fake, fictional, a figment, or pretend.

"Please pray for Kelly and the Fabies"

Fabies by Shrimpin Aint EZ January 24, 2023

Ronned 

Walking into a situation expecting a certain out come only to get a result out of left field that you did not see coming.

Person A: How did it go?

Person B: Not so great, I got ronned at the last minute and shit went sideways.

Ronned by Shrimpin Aint EZ September 8, 2022

David Bloomer 

Raised by a pack of savage Asians, David Bloomer is a closet gayman that roller skates around the parking lot of the PC. More times than not, you can find a David Bloomer sipping some nasty ass concoction of herbs and roots while contemplating the philosophy of philosophy.

Look at this little David Bloomer looking mofo on roller blades drinking a matcha tea......

David Bloomer by Shrimpin Aint EZ September 8, 2022

Methadog 

A dog owned by a methadone patient. Said dog shits all over the clinic lawn at least once a week.

Methadog shit on the porch again.

Methadog by Shrimpin Aint EZ March 2, 2022

RJenis

Little Ron junior fuck at the end of the hall way at work. Gavey's little man frand. His favorite past times are getting rick rolled and playing video games online under the alias Poppa Chubby.

RJenis is making a Hardees run if you want in.

RJenis by Shrimpin Aint EZ March 2, 2022

RGay 

Slang term R. Jenis. A kid who works at the end of the hall whos 2legit2quit.

RGay called in sick again....

RGay by Shrimpin Aint EZ February 25, 2022