Shmeat pounder86's definitions

Salty surprise cookies

When you decide to not use vanilla extract so you opt for your sweet sweet dick nectar instead. They turn out usually salty and sweet for the perfect mid day treat.

Brett: mmmmm try these cookies
Wyatt: *groans with tastiness*wowzers these sure taste magnificent!
Brett: salty surprise cookies sure always do hit
Wyatt: whats with the suprise?
Brett:*smirks* lets just say my balls are drained and the vanilla extract is full.

by Shmeat pounder86 March 28, 2024

Moist jerry

You and a friend partake in jizzing in a bucket load after load for a month. You then set up a booby trap for someone where you then dump the bucket on your vitcim. you take turns now on your sticky victim and or friend finishing on him possibly even going for a sploodge monster on him. Then stick him on a wall and let it crust to end it off.

Owen: man i really wanna pull a moist jerry on jerry himself.
Jefferson : I’ve already done a 5 gallon bucket myself im down.
Jerry: dudeeeee whattt is wrong with you what the flip.

by Shmeat pounder86 March 28, 2024

Sweet fold

heating up a honeybun using a blowtorch or oven(microwaves are valid aswell) then lacing it with fentanyl. You then find a worthy candidate to eat your laced honey bun. Then you play the waiting game and fuck them using the honey bun icing as lube after they fent fold.

Guy 1: wanna eat my honeybun bradley
Bradley: are you trying to fucking sweet fold me?
Guy 1: maybe
Bradley: shoulda just asked!

by Shmeat pounder86 March 28, 2024

Graveyard fiesta

Where two lads partake in munting while also taking fentanyl. Most people try to time it As you finish you also fent fold.

Guy 1: hey susie we are having a graveyard fiesta tonight wanna join?
Susie: fuck that jimmy has been folding over from fent for the last week
Bill: yea and i heard yall went for him next!

by Shmeat pounder86 March 28, 2024

Jolly joyride

Where a close group of guys get together to blow off some steam by stripping down and taking pills laced with different drugs mixed with viagra while one guy gets Rohypnol. Everybody then has there jolly time with the odd one out (can be done women with dildos)

Man 1: man ive been really exhausted lately i think its time for jolly joyride Saturdays

Man 2: yes please although if i ziontavious gets the coke and viagra mix again my butthole might tear. I cant keep losing the hospital knows my rectum too well…

by Shmeat pounder86 March 26, 2024

Milky jew

A sexual move where a gay man shoves his dick in a falafal then ejaculates swiftly before putting it up for auction for a high price like a classic jew move.

Guy 1: im tryna get rich using the milky jew
Guy 2: shit id pay 5000 bucks for adam sandler to do a milky jew

by Shmeat pounder86 March 26, 2024

Moist bridge collapse

When you recreate the Francis Scott Key Bridge with 2 guys. One guy slaps his penis harshly across another hard penis resting on a table cracking it like a glow stick and then quickly shoving it up his rectum.

Guy 1: i saw the francis scott key bridge collapse this morning it was terrible

Guy 2: yea but it reminded me that you promised me a moist bridge collapse

by Shmeat pounder86 March 26, 2024