Holy Holes

religious or "sacred" vaginas or arseholes.

I need to get me some Holy Holes, I don't need no mo' rotten old holes! Down at the church they be singin', "Holy, Holy Holes!"

by Shit_4_Brains September 17, 2007

Fart Finger

a finger one shoves up their arsehole to induce farting.

In order to let out some gas, John used the old Fart Finger and was able to let out a few rips for some relief.

by Shit_4_Brains January 14, 2008

Pornerific

Something that is certifiably pornographic and also terrific.

That movie I saw you in the other night was totally Pornerific!

by Shit_4_Brains November 26, 2007

McKraut

An American hybrid type of white people common in many small towns throughout the United States, and particularly common in smaller towns in the Midwest and Appalachia; composed of a mixture of British Isles types (English, Scottish, Welsh, Irish) and Germanic types (German, Dutch, Swiss, Nordic, etc). Anglo-Saxon Celts.

Most of the people in my hometown back in southeastern Ohio are some variety of McKraut.

by Shit_4_Brains August 24, 2007

Butt Smuggler

Someone who hides or conceals things in their anus for the purpose of getting it from one place to another.

Jimmy Crapcorn was one hell of a Butt Smuggler for the US government during the Cold War era. Heck, everyone always wondered how he could store that much microfilm up his bunghole!

by Shit_4_Brains September 03, 2007

Sacroskank

A person who is religious but also sexually promiscuous.

I went into the church the other day and saw some slut in there, and I thought, "What a Sacroskank !"

by Shit_4_Brains September 25, 2007

Stinkopated

A series of farts that are let out in rhythmic succession.

Yo, bitch, yo ass was lettin' out some stinkopated rhythms last night, shieeeet !

by Shit_4_Brains May 24, 2007