damminga

A huge penis.

All the girls love Dave because he has a damminga.

by Shibby June 06, 2003

the Livid Pedro

According to C. "Roast Beef" Kazenzakis of Achewood fame (www.achewood.com), the Livid Pedro is when the boy has too much tequila and he is just FURIOUS.

The boyfriend, severely intoxicated, pounded his girlfriend like a Livid Pedro.

by Shibby September 13, 2004

Hattie

A mad hatter with purple Doc martins and pink duffel coat. Also commonly know as splat.

Wow see that girl with the boots and duffel coat, she is such a hattie

by Shibby September 25, 2003

dyslexia

A condition whereby letters get mixed up making a person read badly.

Dyslexics hate Christmas, because that's when Satan comes!

by Shibby August 03, 2004

Kilty Monroe

According to C. "Roast Beef" Kazenzakis of Achewood fame (www.achewood.com), the Kilty Monroe is when a Scottish man walks over a steam grate and the hot air blows his kilt up to reveal his blood pudding.

Whilst visiting Scotland, my eyes were baraged by several Kilty Monroe's.

by Shibby September 13, 2004

spuzhead

adj. - one who is so completely stupid, it is as if one's cranium is filled with semen.

That spuzhead couldn't figure out his ass from a hole in the ground.

by shibby April 03, 2004

smmrrnnh

A term used for..............anything u want!

some one asks u a question and u jus cant b bothered to answer.
hi do u remember wot u did last night? u wer paraletic!
answer: smmrrnnh

by Shibby October 02, 2003