by Shepherd Guy March 14, 2025
Get the CheatGPT mug.According to online lore are a number of “pills” (outlooks on life) out there for men, to take, including:
-Blue Pill (thinking life will get better even if you don’t do anything to change. You’ll get a girlfriend, a good job, and a joyful life without having to change a bit)
-Red Pill (realizing that none of the above will happen unless you make some serious changes in life- start working out, eat healthier, learn to do better at work, quit watching porn or using drugs, etc…)
-Black Pill (realizing that the world is inherently rigged against young men and there’s nothing you can do about it)
-Pink Pill (thinking that the world is so rigged against men that the only way forward is to transition)
Finally, there’s the Gold Pill. The most beautiful and spiritually freeing of them all. The Gold Pill says that there will be many harsh challenges ahead, but you’ll be able to overcome them because God is with you and on your side. So you need not be afraid, because when the time comes, you’ll have the strength you need to carry the day.
-Blue Pill (thinking life will get better even if you don’t do anything to change. You’ll get a girlfriend, a good job, and a joyful life without having to change a bit)
-Red Pill (realizing that none of the above will happen unless you make some serious changes in life- start working out, eat healthier, learn to do better at work, quit watching porn or using drugs, etc…)
-Black Pill (realizing that the world is inherently rigged against young men and there’s nothing you can do about it)
-Pink Pill (thinking that the world is so rigged against men that the only way forward is to transition)
Finally, there’s the Gold Pill. The most beautiful and spiritually freeing of them all. The Gold Pill says that there will be many harsh challenges ahead, but you’ll be able to overcome them because God is with you and on your side. So you need not be afraid, because when the time comes, you’ll have the strength you need to carry the day.
Robert: Eric, have you been ok? I know it’s been rough, dealing with losing your job and your girlfriend all in the same week.
Eric: It’s been tough. But I just keep reminding myself. In the end, we win.
Robert: Wow, based and goldpilled.
Eric: It’s been tough. But I just keep reminding myself. In the end, we win.
Robert: Wow, based and goldpilled.
by Shepherd Guy June 05, 2024
Get the goldpilled mug.A certain genre of live-action or animated movie that takes place on coral reefs, typically featuring humans who can breathe underwater. Often, the humans keep marine animals as pets or mounts and have interior decor featuring parts of marine life, such as coral heads and shark jaws.
Examples of Reefcore movies include Aquaman, Luca, Black Panther: Wakanda Forever, and the live-action Little Mermaid.
by Shepherd Guy April 17, 2023
Get the Reefcore mug.One of those restaurants where the staff makes fun of you the entire time. Expect one uninterrupted hour of jokes about the size of your manhood, various inappropriate relations between you and other party members, and any physical defect you’ve brought into the building.
by Shepherd Guy March 16, 2025
Get the Roastaurant mug.Edward: *has his shorts all the way down to his knees*
Thomas, visibly disgusted: Edward, please. Show yo gains, not yo Hanes.
Thomas, visibly disgusted: Edward, please. Show yo gains, not yo Hanes.
by Shepherd Guy March 14, 2024
Get the Show yo gains, not yo Hanes mug.Examples of male canon events include:
>drawing comics as a kid
>playing video games with the boys
>fumbling your first crush
>realizing you hate being in school
>fantasizing about saving your crush from some violent entity
>holding the flashlight for your dad
>graffitiing something
>realizing you gotta hit the gym
>wanting to start a YouTube channel
>realizing that you’ll never be good enough at your favorite sport to go professional
>hating your first job
>realizing how badly you need to fix your life at 3 am
>watching your friend group evaporate after HS
>living in an apartment and refusing to decorate it
>wondering if you’d look better bald
>drawing comics as a kid
>playing video games with the boys
>fumbling your first crush
>realizing you hate being in school
>fantasizing about saving your crush from some violent entity
>holding the flashlight for your dad
>graffitiing something
>realizing you gotta hit the gym
>wanting to start a YouTube channel
>realizing that you’ll never be good enough at your favorite sport to go professional
>hating your first job
>realizing how badly you need to fix your life at 3 am
>watching your friend group evaporate after HS
>living in an apartment and refusing to decorate it
>wondering if you’d look better bald
by Shepherd Guy May 08, 2025
Get the Male Canon Event mug.The Employee Half-Life of a workplace is the amount of time it takes for half of a new batch of employees to quit.
An EHL of less than three months is generally regarded as a bad sign in business.
An EHL of less than three months is generally regarded as a bad sign in business.
When I first joined Acme Industries, there were five other new employees with me. After about six weeks, only three of us remained, including myself. So Acme Industries has an Employee Half-Life of about six weeks.
by Shepherd Guy April 09, 2025
Get the Employee Half-Life mug.