6 definitions by Shawn Parent

explorer 200

An inflatable raft thats fits two(squeezes three) people.
Amazing for open ocean, lake, pond or your backyard.

If flipped over it becomes a chinese dragon you must take a ride in.

Brooke: "Shawn lets take the explorer 200 out in the front yard.."

Shawn: "Hell yeah we'll cross MLK.. better yet get in my chinese dragon."

by Shawn Parent May 9, 2008

hunch punch

1 case of favorite beer (24 or 30. your choice)
1 handle of favorite vodka(flavored or not. your choice)
2 tubes of pink lemonade concentrate(3 if your feeling frisky)

Mix these in large cooler. Add ice.

Serves 2-10 people(depending on how fucked up you want to be.)

CAUTION: Drinking large quantities can result in cocaine usage.

Bob: Dude, I drank so much hunch punch I don't remember a thing.

Pedro: Are you kidding? You were in the bathroom snorting coke with that girl.

Bob: Ahh fuckk...

by Shawn Parent April 8, 2008

twatermellon

When a woman has a watermellon shaped sack of fat from her stomach to her vagina.

"Look at Miss Roch's twatermellon.. that shits nasty."

by Shawn Parent March 29, 2008

stoner trivia

A collection of questions about marijuana arranged in a trivia like game. Usually played right after smoking.

Shawn: You guys coming to stoner trivia at the hookah bar on wednesday

Mark: I already got 2 joints rolled for the ride, man.

by Shawn Parent April 17, 2008

two tons of fun

A large woman who knows how to please a man.

Peter: I can't believe you slept with Jenn. She's pushing 500 pounds dude!!

Matt: I know man, but that bitch is two tons of fun!

by Shawn Parent April 18, 2008

Florida Feet

When your feet look like you live in a trailer park after walking anywhere In Florida without shoes on.

Brooke, I left my shoes at the beach and walked back to your house, look at my florida feet.

by Shawn Parent April 6, 2008