Ringo

expendable member of a group or band

Proof that Ringo was expendable; John had a good solo career, Paul had a good solo career, George had a good solo career, Ringo? Mr. Conductor and Wakko?!

by Shawn E. April 29, 2003

dodgeball

badass sport being banned by schools for the crime of teaching survival skills

Dorks and the fat have their place, and it isn't on a dodgeball field.

by Shawn E. May 03, 2003

newspeak

Language introduced in George Orwell's classic, 1984.

Oldthink is crimethink. Doublethink is goodthink. Oldthinkers unbellyfeel Ingsoc.

by Shawn E. June 19, 2003

Optimum Prime

a Transformer not to be confused with OPTIMUS Prime

Jackass.

by Shawn E. April 16, 2003

MTV

"music" channel that whores itself to the highest bidder and refuses to plug, much less play, any band that has a shred of talent; impossible to tell apart from its' identical twin, VH1.

If the universe were God's body, MTV and VH1 would be dueling anus pimples.

by Shawn E. July 10, 2003

fox news

horrible news channel that is always in a pissing contest against liberals.

We distort, you comply.

by Shawn E. May 02, 2003

real world

title picked by MTV to somehow foist the public into buying the concept that 7 strangers living in a house rent-free for months on end is somehow real.

Who drank my juice? I'll kill you all if I don't find out who drank my juice!

by Shawn E. July 14, 2003