Pittsburgh Perm

Yet another mullet synonym. If you don't know what a mullet is, you have no business living in the Western Hemisphere.

Good God, look at Steve! He's gone beyond the Missouri Compromise and grown a Pittsburgh Perm

by Shawn E. April 14, 2003

George Orwell

BBC reporter turned influential author.

I'm glad kids are being forced to read Orwell. It's a lot better than the other crap they'd be reading otherwise.

by Shawn E. June 19, 2003

Smugglenental

A special edition Lincoln Continental Executive Edition with a extremely spacious trunk made for smuggling things such as a load of coke or a friend who wants to skip school.

The only surfire way to never get busted for smuggling is by getting a Smugglenental.

by Shawn E. April 17, 2003

Sin City

term referring to Las Vegas, Nevada; also a damn fine song by AC/DC.

Atlantic City sucks, we're going to Sin Cioty for the weekend.

by Shawn E. April 16, 2003

Boston Buzzcut

another in the UD line of mullet synonyms.

Finnegan and Sully have dueling Boston Buzzcuts.

by Shawn E. April 14, 2003

microsoft

The bane of civilization

Damn all other systems to hell for not being able to overtake Windows as the dominant OS on the market.

by Shawn E. May 03, 2003

dodgeball

badass sport being banned by schools for the crime of teaching survival skills

Dorks and the fat have their place, and it isn't on a dodgeball field.

by Shawn E. May 03, 2003