ted nugent

Oh lighten up. Ted Nugent is a guitar master who happens to run a militia, that's all.

You can't grill it 'till you kill it.

by Shawn E. April 21, 2003

newspeak

Language introduced in George Orwell's classic, 1984.

Oldthink is crimethink. Doublethink is goodthink. Oldthinkers unbellyfeel Ingsoc.

by Shawn E. June 19, 2003

Optimum Prime

a Transformer not to be confused with OPTIMUS Prime

Jackass.

by Shawn E. April 16, 2003

MTV

"music" channel that whores itself to the highest bidder and refuses to plug, much less play, any band that has a shred of talent; impossible to tell apart from its' identical twin, VH1.

If the universe were God's body, MTV and VH1 would be dueling anus pimples.

by Shawn E. July 09, 2003

NOS

term used for a nitrous oxide setup in a rice rocket, which is ironic seeing as how laughing gas is being used in a joke of a car.

I bought a Civic and bought NOS and put my name on the windshield in Olde English. I'm so original! Derrderrderrderrderrderrderrderrderr!

by Shawn E. June 11, 2003

Mad

acronym for Mutual Assured Destruction, a theory that states that a nation wouldn't begin a nuclear war because the opposing nation would destroy them in retaliation.

MAD may very well have saved all our asses from a nuclear holocaust on several occasions.

by Shawn E. November 06, 2003

Madagascar

an island nation in Africa whose only useful contributions to the planet are lemur monkeys and Freddy Mercury.

Hello and welcomne to the Lemur Terminal of Freddy Mercury International Airport.

by Shawn E. April 23, 2003