dumber than a sack of dirty underwear

Can be said about someone seriously lacking brain activity.

Me- You'll never believe what Lil Kurt did today!
Evil Tim- What did he do? Did he try to marry a donkey again?
Me- No, it's even more idiotic than that... the boy tried to launch himself into orbit by supergluing some Roman Candles to his butt! He's in the hospital now for severe rectal burns.
Evil Tim- Man, he's dumber than a sack of dirty underwear...

by Shawn B. January 15, 2007

eye candy

For straight women (okay, fine, as well as gay men and bisexuals who can't make up their minds yet)dudes with big pecs or butts or whatever you like in dudes.

I never see eye candy at Wisconsin Dells because a lot of the dudes there have moobs and they're too old/pale.

by Shawn B. May 01, 2003

pookie

A term used for someone you go with or are married to.

Don't make fun of my pookie; he's not perfect, but he means well.

by Shawn B. March 28, 2003

Quatre Raberba Winner

The cute, cuddly wittle pilot of the Sandrock from Gundam Wing. Looks like a Backstreet Boy, but not gay like them. He goes insane on one episode, but he still manages to put up a good fight.

Quatre is so cuddly, but J.M.'s got him beat!

by Shawn B. January 15, 2007

Jigen

Lupin the 3rd's answer to Jet Black; he is the sharpshooter of the group and he kind of bosses everyone else around.

Jigen owns!

by Shawn B. June 04, 2003

science class

One of the best patrs of the school day...

I get A's in science class

by Shawn B. May 07, 2003

Jolteon

A female gym teacher at TTHS; so named because of her short, skinny figure, spiky blond/brown hair, and disturbing level of hyperactivity. Rumored to be a man, but there is no way to tell if this is true...

Jolteon drives a big SUV and a BMW convertible. Go, Jolteon!

by Shawn B. December 01, 2003