Definitions by Shawn B.
Chist
1. Chist! My computer froze and my paper's due in two hours!
2. A). -what did u get on your report card?
B)- I got straight A's
A). chist thats good
3. Oh, Chist! My dog crapped on my bed!
2. A). -what did u get on your report card?
B)- I got straight A's
A). chist thats good
3. Oh, Chist! My dog crapped on my bed!
Wall-humper
Wall-humper by Shawn B. May 6, 2003
Mad cow
A soccer momwhen she discovers that her husband's been cheating on her with his secretary/president, or when her kids are accused of something, like shooting up their school because they ran out of Froot Loops. Basically,a fat, angry irrational woman.
When they announced that Mrs. McMooney's son was the one who called in the bomb threat at the mini-mal, she went into full-on Mad cow mode.
rebel
Somebody who deliberately breaks the rules just so everyone slse thinks it's cool; usually seen getting high in an abandoned washroom/broom closet or at the mall.
rebel
Somebody who deliberately breaks the rules just so everyone else thinks its cool; usually seen getting high in an abandoned washroom/broom closet or at the mall.
eye candy
For straight women (okay, fine, as well as gay men and bisexuals who can't make up their minds yet)dudes with big pecs or butts or whatever you like in dudes.
I never see eye candy at Wisconsin Dells because a lot of the dudes there have moobs and they're too old/pale.