lardbag

A grossly fat person.

The new kid is a total lardbag.

by Shawn B. March 30, 2003

Haxor

One who uses leet and/or hacks into people's computers. Known for their abandonment of proper spelling and grammar.

Haxors are destroying the English language as we speak!

by Shawn B. May 16, 2003

dumb monkey

A stupid primate who swings from trees, shoves berries up his butt, and flings his poop at people.

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! the dumb monkey bit my nipple off!

by Shawn B. June 04, 2003

CHILDREN!

Turn into ADULTS! when they turn 18 years old.

:P I couldn't resist

by Shawn B. November 28, 2003

spoony

Said to describe a goofy but lovable person who just wants to have fun.

E- Yo, Shawn, do you wanna go to the mini-mall and moon people?
S- You're so spoony...

by Shawn B. September 21, 2003

shotgun

When you sneeze so hard the snot exits your nose through both nostrils, hence the name.

I hate having allergies and a cold at the same time; I tend to do a lot of shotguns then.

by Shawn B. May 15, 2003

cuddly

Something that you could just cuddle with and hug forever. Usually cute, soft and sweet.

J.M, Supreme Kai and Ky Kiske are cuddly.

by Shawn B. May 22, 2003