muddy noodle

A penis that has just had anal sex, and still has poop on it.

I bro I just hooked up with Martha and I still have a muddy noodle

by Shawn “Mcmuffin” April 11, 2024

the New York switcharoo

When you are banging a chick and you stop for a second, pull out, and your buddy hops in. Than you run outside and wave to them from the outter window and she than realizes, it's not you in the room anymore.

I was with this beautiful broad the other night, when me and Louie pulled "the New York switcharoo" on the her.

by Shawn “Mcmuffin” April 13, 2024

fickelstick

Something regarded as a glorified mistake.

Aw fickelstick, I forgot to put pants on today. Now everyone can see my butt.

by Shawn “Mcmuffin” April 11, 2024

giraffe illness

When you think you are dieing, every time you see a new on your body or feel sick.

Joey is Deffinitly having a giraffe illness. He fell drunk last night into a thorn bush; woke up thinking he's dieing from the scratches all over his body.

by Shawn “Mcmuffin” April 17, 2024

lunaficency

The art of being crazy and efficient at the same time!

Having adhd and owning an rc buisness: Mcmuffin lunaficency made life a lot easier!

by Shawn “Mcmuffin” April 07, 2023

Wominess

The little voice I side a women; that makes them a sassy brat!

My sister Dawn is the only full blown wominess I know!

by Shawn “Mcmuffin” February 11, 2023

savigility

The moment when your adrenaline kicks in and you gain savage agility's.

When an entire team ambushed mcmuffin from the hilltop, his savigility kicked in. Instantly taking the entire team with slides and bunny hops!

by Shawn “Mcmuffin” October 19, 2022