When you are banging a chick and you stop for a second, pull out, and your buddy hops in. Than you run outside and wave to them from the outter window and she than realizes, it's not you in the room anymore.
I was with this beautiful broad the other night, when me and Louie pulled "the New York switcharoo" on the her.
by Shawn “Mcmuffin” April 13, 2024
Joey is Deffinitly having a giraffe illness. He fell drunk last night into a thorn bush; woke up thinking he's dieing from the scratches all over his body.
by Shawn “Mcmuffin” April 18, 2024
When you are hit abruptly by an object or an object hits you and your reaction is to instantly scream fuck from the amount of pain and not being prepared, for the coming of the object.
Ryan was riding his bicycle , when suddenly a tree came out of nowhere, he ran directly into it with his face ! With the wackfuck being heard for miles!
by Shawn “Mcmuffin” April 10, 2024
by Shawn “Mcmuffin” April 11, 2024
by Shawn “Mcmuffin” April 11, 2024
McMuffin was down at the pool, when he came upon a beautiful unwrustled blonde girl, in a bikini and her butt in the air.
by Shawn “Mcmuffin” April 16, 2024
by Shawn “Mcmuffin” April 08, 2023