44 definitions by Shawn E.

NHL 94

The best sports game ever. No fancy graphics. No button combinations. Just goalies that will disrespect you until you do "The Move".

NHL 94 and the Sonic games up to Sonic and Knuckles are the sole reason to still own a Genesis.

by Shawn E. April 19, 2003

MTV

"music" channel that whores itself to the highest bidder and refuses to plug, much less play, any band that has a shred of talent; impossible to tell apart from its' identical twin, VH1.

If the universe were God's body, MTV and VH1 would be dueling anus pimples.

by Shawn E. July 10, 2003

fox news

horrible news channel that is always in a pissing contest against liberals.

We distort, you comply.

by Shawn E. May 2, 2003

George Orwell

BBC reporter turned influential author.

I'm glad kids are being forced to read Orwell. It's a lot better than the other crap they'd be reading otherwise.

by Shawn E. June 19, 2003

Smugglenental

A special edition Lincoln Continental Executive Edition with a extremely spacious trunk made for smuggling things such as a load of coke or a friend who wants to skip school.

The only surfire way to never get busted for smuggling is by getting a Smugglenental.

by Shawn E. April 17, 2003

real world

title picked by MTV to somehow foist the public into buying the concept that 7 strangers living in a house rent-free for months on end is somehow real.

Who drank my juice? I'll kill you all if I don't find out who drank my juice!

by Shawn E. July 14, 2003

blitzkreig

German for "lightning war", tactic used by the Nazis to conquer Europe from 1936 to 1940.

Lots of planes, lots of tanks, lots of troops. Ah, the blitzkreig.

by Shawn E. June 24, 2003