by Sharksie March 29, 2022
A Nikki-Jay is when an individual invites themselves into a personal private conversation that is happening between two people; creating an awkward atmosphere. Sharkey and Susie were having a conversation about making chips in the slow cooker and Nikki Jay involved herself giving unwanted advice on how best to do this; thus doing a Nikki-Jay.
by Sharksie May 10, 2022
The Foo Faaaaaa is an acceptable regional word for the vajayjay or Kofi Annan. It can only be described in polite company, as the lady garden or front bum. This word is specific to the region of the north or Ireland because ladies in Lincoln apparently do NOT have a Foo Faaaaaa.
by Sharksie July 03, 2022
by Sharksie March 29, 2022
A hug that turns into a cuddle. Closely related to the fugg which is a hug that turns into a ... deeper level of intimacy.
by Sharksie August 17, 2022
An Olbas is someone who likes the smell of their partner, so much it really turns them on sexually.
Bubbles received the sexiest smelling work shirt from Sharkey which really turned her on; because he wore it for two days at work (also giving hell to staff as he wore it) thus making Bubbles an Olbas. Sharkey received a pair of Bubbles' panties which got him very hot under the collar and he loved how they smelt thus making him both a pervert and an Olbas. 🤣 Olbas originated from Sharkey's shirt smelling very faintly of eucalyptus
Bubbles received the sexiest smelling work shirt from Sharkey which really turned her on; because he wore it for two days at work (also giving hell to staff as he wore it) thus making Bubbles an Olbas. Sharkey received a pair of Bubbles' panties which got him very hot under the collar and he loved how they smelt thus making him both a pervert and an Olbas. 🤣 Olbas originated from Sharkey's shirt smelling very faintly of eucalyptus
by Sharksie April 21, 2022
A component of do-it-yourself cosmetic surgery to 'fashion the gash' is to create a vajayjay using a 'felling axe'. The axe is delicately balanced on the intended recipient's chin with the aim for it to fall cleanly, fashioning the new clunge.
Critical components of this operation include sharpness of the blade, symmetry of the axe-wound and length of the handle. If the axe were too short it could hit other sensitive areas such as Ma Belly.
Having spent thousands of pounds on surgery to remove the nub and avoid a difficult awkward conversation and necessary discreet tucking, Susie prepared for the final stage of realignment. After being reminded that Sharkey was indeed her liginto, she headed out to the back garden to lean against his cement mixer and fashion the gash for him.
Critical components of this operation include sharpness of the blade, symmetry of the axe-wound and length of the handle. If the axe were too short it could hit other sensitive areas such as Ma Belly.
Having spent thousands of pounds on surgery to remove the nub and avoid a difficult awkward conversation and necessary discreet tucking, Susie prepared for the final stage of realignment. After being reminded that Sharkey was indeed her liginto, she headed out to the back garden to lean against his cement mixer and fashion the gash for him.
by Sharksie May 19, 2022