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A gozo is a period of recalibration between two new lovers who have committed to spend their lives together. It is often within the first few dates as the couple are finding how to be together when differences of opinion or misunderstanding arise. A gozo could be mistakenly misunderstood by one of the parties as an annihilation or an unrelenting targeted attack of criticism on him but is in fact some loving communication to help the individuals understand how to find compromise. It's often found to happen between two very headstrong people who utterly adore each other but are also quite set in their ways. As a gozo unfolds it is lucky if the recalibrating conversation is helped along and makes its point with a timely freaky thick black hand hair appearing that one of the lovers makes some weird story up about it belonging to the other person because he knows some girl is New Zealand or Australia or Hawaii or South Africa somewhere that it happened to (I mean...what?). Ultimately a gozo is inevitable as it is part of the process of bonding two lives and families together with commitment, support, strength, love and equality. It paves the way for a happy fair family life and smooths the path in front for the couple
Malta was amazing but the gozo was really hard...apart from the seafood and swimming and the eyebrows and the cannibal fish.
by Sharksie September 14, 2022
Get the GOZO mug.The Foo Faaaaaa is an acceptable regional word for the vajayjay or Kofi Annan. It can only be described in polite company, as the lady garden or front bum. This word is specific to the region of the north or Ireland because ladies in Lincoln apparently do NOT have a Foo Faaaaaa.
by Sharksie July 3, 2022
Get the Foo Faaaaaa mug.A Nikki-Jay is when an individual invites themselves into a personal private conversation that is happening between two people; creating an awkward atmosphere. Sharkey and Susie were having a conversation about making chips in the slow cooker and Nikki Jay involved herself giving unwanted advice on how best to do this; thus doing a Nikki-Jay.
by Sharksie May 10, 2022
Get the Nikki-Jay mug.An Olbas is someone who likes the smell of their partner, so much it really turns them on sexually.
Bubbles received the sexiest smelling work shirt from Sharkey which really turned her on; because he wore it for two days at work (also giving hell to staff as he wore it) thus making Bubbles an Olbas. Sharkey received a pair of Bubbles' panties which got him very hot under the collar and he loved how they smelt thus making him both a pervert and an Olbas. 🤣 Olbas originated from Sharkey's shirt smelling very faintly of eucalyptus
Bubbles received the sexiest smelling work shirt from Sharkey which really turned her on; because he wore it for two days at work (also giving hell to staff as he wore it) thus making Bubbles an Olbas. Sharkey received a pair of Bubbles' panties which got him very hot under the collar and he loved how they smelt thus making him both a pervert and an Olbas. 🤣 Olbas originated from Sharkey's shirt smelling very faintly of eucalyptus
by Sharksie April 21, 2022
Get the Olbas mug.A term evolved after a conversation between two lovers discussing the unwanted resurgence of one of their ex partners; who seemingly simply refuses to go away. 'Pasticide' describes the feeling of frustration for the person who ended the relationship; but still must deal with their ex partner's presence in their life. It represents the inability to get rid of something toxic in your life from the past and the affect it has on the individual dealing with it.
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by Sharksie March 29, 2022
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Get the Comfartible mug."Ma Belly" is a seemingly discretionary stage of sexy time between two lovers in a long distance relationship. A stage that may be skipped should one of the participants feel insufficient progress is being made. Sharkey told Susie to run the ice over her nipples and down between her breasts to which she replied, "You want me to shove the ice cube up inside me?" He immediately knew she'd turned her chuff into a chilled water dispenser. She had completely skipped Ma Belly.
by Sharksie May 19, 2022
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