Sharksie 's definitions

Foo Faaaaaa

The Foo Faaaaaa is an acceptable regional word for the vajayjay or Kofi Annan. It can only be described in polite company, as the lady garden or front bum. This word is specific to the region of the north or Ireland because ladies in Lincoln apparently do NOT have a Foo Faaaaaa.

Sharkey, my Foo Faaaaaa is ready for some of that there sweet lovin' you got.

by Sharksie July 3, 2022

Foo Faaaaaa

A Foo Faaaaaa is a commonly used term for an Irish lady's girlie garden. Used mostly in polite company or in the company of younger children to protect their delicate little ears from unpleasant words such as vagina or clitoris.

I just felt a lovely little tingle in my Foo Faaaaaa.

Can I shove the ice cube up my Foo Faaaaaa yet, Sharkey?

by Sharksie June 1, 2022

Ma Belly

"Ma Belly" is a seemingly discretionary stage of sexy time between two lovers in a long distance relationship. A stage that may be skipped should one of the participants feel insufficient progress is being made. Sharkey told Susie to run the ice over her nipples and down between her breasts to which she replied, "You want me to shove the ice cube up inside me?" He immediately knew she'd turned her chuff into a chilled water dispenser. She had completely skipped Ma Belly.

You want me to rub it on Ma Belly?

by Sharksie May 19, 2022

Fluzzy

A state of being which is feeling both exhausted and horny in equal measure and you don't know which one is going to win out. Obviously horny ultimately wins out but you don't know that when you're feeling so fluzzy.

Sharkey I'm feeling fluzzy... could you do all the donkey work tonight?

by Sharksie July 7, 2022

Cugg

A hug that turns into a cuddle. Closely related to the fugg which is a hug that turns into a ... deeper level of intimacy.

Sharkey can I borrow your arms for a cugg please?

by Sharksie August 17, 2022

Wackle

To gently and playfully hit someone as they make you laugh out loud.

I wackled Darcey as she made me laugh so loudly at her joke.

by Sharksie March 29, 2022

Nikki-Jay

A Nikki-Jay is when an individual invites themselves into a personal private conversation that is happening between two people; creating an awkward atmosphere. Sharkey and Susie were having a conversation about making chips in the slow cooker and Nikki Jay involved herself giving unwanted advice on how best to do this; thus doing a Nikki-Jay.

What the...did she just do a Nikki-Jay in our private conversation?!?!

by Sharksie May 10, 2022