Sharksie's definitions

Fashion The Gash

A component of do-it-yourself cosmetic surgery to 'fashion the gash' is to create a vajayjay using a 'felling axe'. The axe is delicately balanced on the intended recipient's chin with the aim for it to fall cleanly, fashioning the new clunge.

Critical components of this operation include sharpness of the blade, symmetry of the axe-wound and length of the handle. If the axe were too short it could hit other sensitive areas such as Ma Belly.

Having spent thousands of pounds on surgery to remove the nub and avoid a difficult awkward conversation and necessary discreet tucking, Susie prepared for the final stage of realignment. After being reminded that Sharkey was indeed her liginto, she headed out to the back garden to lean against his cement mixer and fashion the gash for him.

All it took to find true love was for me to fashion the gash.

by Sharksie May 19, 2022

Wackle

To gently and playfully hit someone as they make you laugh out loud.

I wackled Darcey as she made me laugh so loudly at her joke.

by Sharksie March 29, 2022

Cugg

A hug that turns into a cuddle. Closely related to the fugg which is a hug that turns into a ... deeper level of intimacy.

Sharkey can I borrow your arms for a cugg please?

by Sharksie August 17, 2022

Foo Faaaaaa

A Foo Faaaaaa is a commonly used term for an Irish lady's girlie garden. Used mostly in polite company or in the company of younger children to protect their delicate little ears from unpleasant words such as vagina or clitoris.

I just felt a lovely little tingle in my Foo Faaaaaa.

Can I shove the ice cube up my Foo Faaaaaa yet, Sharkey?

by Sharksie June 1, 2022

Fluzzy

A state of being which is feeling both exhausted and horny in equal measure and you don't know which one is going to win out. Obviously horny ultimately wins out but you don't know that when you're feeling so fluzzy.

Sharkey I'm feeling fluzzy... could you do all the donkey work tonight?

by Sharksie July 7, 2022

Nikki-Jay

A Nikki-Jay is when an individual invites themselves into a personal private conversation that is happening between two people; creating an awkward atmosphere. Sharkey and Susie were having a conversation about making chips in the slow cooker and Nikki Jay involved herself giving unwanted advice on how best to do this; thus doing a Nikki-Jay.

What the...did she just do a Nikki-Jay in our private conversation?!?!

by Sharksie May 10, 2022

Comfartible

To eventually relieve wind after holding it in, in polite company, for quite some time.

The first thing I did as I got off the plane from New York was to make myself comfartible.

by Sharksie March 29, 2022