Emoji

An alphabet for retards

"Hey, why'd you shoot that guy?"
"He used an emoji"
"You're a hero and a good person."

by Shapadapadoopapoopalis October 11, 2018

Step on a lego

Instantaneous painful death

I hope you step on a lego

by Shapadapadoopapoopalis October 11, 2018

Austria

Basically South Germany. Not to be confused with Australia.

Austria is the home of such visionaries as Hitler, Mozart, and Schwarzenegger.

by Shapadapadoopapoopalis October 11, 2018

Earthquake

What happens when a fat person walks.

That fat bitch Jenny just earthquaked the entire building.

by Shapadapadoopapoopalis October 11, 2018

Precambrian

A boring time a really long time ago when the only things on earth were bacteria.

He's so old he remembers the Precambrian.

by Shapadapadoopapoopalis October 11, 2018

Orphanage

A flammable building full of small children.

Hey, let's set that orphanage on fire for shits and giggles

by Shapadapadoopapoopalis October 11, 2018