Definitions by ShaneWood
coughiccups
Pronouced like "coffee cups." Describes the crippling combination of coughing and hiccuping that sometimes occurs after taking a huge rip of weed. Every time you cough, you hiccup. This can be quite unpleasant and even painful and will sometimes last for over 30 minutes. It can cause profuse sweating, dysphoria, and gagging/vomiting. A few people have even reported partial loss of bowel control resulting in inadvertent farting and/or sharting. Most hiccup cures (holding breath, drinking water, etc.) are futile as this sort of ailment is beyond any normal hiccuping/coughing fit.
"Goddamn I got the fucking coughiccups. I knew I shouldn't have ripped the 4-footer. This is ruining my night."
coughiccups by ShaneWood January 9, 2012
friends of the road
Julian- "You need to quit pickin up hookers while you're drivin the rig. Youre gonna lose your license again."
Ray- "Theyre not hookers, buddy, theyre friends of the road."
Ray- "Theyre not hookers, buddy, theyre friends of the road."
friends of the road by ShaneWood January 8, 2012
2nd generation joint
2nd generation joint by ShaneWood January 8, 2012
cokesgiving
A cokesgiving occurs when your father kicks you out of the family thanksgiving dinner because you are high on cocaine as evidenced by you lack of appetite, sniffling, and generally strange behavior.
"My dad knew I was zooted the fuck out at Thanksgiving dinner and he kicked me out of the house. That's the third cokesgiving in a row."
cokesgiving by ShaneWood January 8, 2012
northos
General term for the shitty weed you will find in north Omaha. Usually more brown than green and about 15-25 bucks for a quarter. Its not bricked up or anything but its still just as shitty as most brick weed.