Josh's balls are so big that they're starting to wear a hole in the crotch of his jeans. He's more of a sac king than Spud Webb.
by ShaneWood January 13, 2012

by ShaneWood January 13, 2012

by ShaneWood January 08, 2012

A cokesgiving occurs when your father kicks you out of the family thanksgiving dinner because you are high on cocaine as evidenced by you lack of appetite, sniffling, and generally strange behavior.
"My dad knew I was zooted the fuck out at Thanksgiving dinner and he kicked me out of the house. That's the third cokesgiving in a row."
by ShaneWood January 08, 2012

Verb. The act of taking a drink of some foul-tasting, usually very high-proof liquor without making any facial expressions that would indicate that it does in fact taste horrible. This is a reference to the fact the Mark Wahlberg often says extremely stupid shit with a very serious face.
Me- "Damn did you see that guy just marky-mark that shot of 151?!"
Brent- "That's one stern motherfucker."
Brent- "That's one stern motherfucker."
by ShaneWood January 13, 2012
