ShaneWood's definitions

sac king

Somebody with huge balls. Its play on the nickname for the Sacramento Kings basketball team.

Josh's balls are so big that they're starting to wear a hole in the crotch of his jeans. He's more of a sac king than Spud Webb.

by ShaneWood January 13, 2012

marky-mark

Verb. The act of taking a drink of some foul-tasting, usually very high-proof liquor without making any facial expressions that would indicate that it does in fact taste horrible. This is a reference to the fact the Mark Wahlberg often says extremely stupid shit with a very serious face.

Me- "Damn did you see that guy just marky-mark that shot of 151?!"

Brent- "That's one stern motherfucker."

by ShaneWood January 13, 2012

birthday bowl

This is when you smoke a joint by sticking the unlit end into the hole in the bowl of a pipe. It is so called because the joint looks like a birthday candle. You can burn a whole doob down to the ash like this. You can also fill the bowl with weed around the joint and get really crazy.

"This joint is getting to short to hold. Stick it in my pipe and we'll have a lil birthday bowl."

by ShaneWood January 9, 2012

northos

General term for the shitty weed you will find in north Omaha. Usually more brown than green and about 15-25 bucks for a quarter. Its not bricked up or anything but its still just as shitty as most brick weed.

"Man I can't find any danks anywhere. Let's go to my homie's on 13th and Ames and snag some northos."

by ShaneWood January 8, 2012

Jesse Chips

Slang for Jesus Christ

John-"Hey you wanna go to church in the morning?"

James- "What are you, fucking nuts? I love Jesse Chips but I'm not going to church."

by ShaneWood January 9, 2012

glow

Slang for meth. So called because of the way a bulbie glows when youre smokin it.

Watch out for TJ... That dude's smokin glow again.

by ShaneWood July 26, 2012

roaster bowl

A roaster bowl is a bowl of weed that you pick out of the ashtray. Usually when you cash a bowl there is still a little bit at the very bottom that isn't burned so you end up with a bunch of roughly pea-sized charred nuggets that can be smoked in times of famine.

"Damn I burned through that whole bag last night. I'll have to scrounge up a roaster bowl."

by ShaneWood January 9, 2012