Definitions by ShaneWood

marky-mark 

Verb. The act of taking a drink of some foul-tasting, usually very high-proof liquor without making any facial expressions that would indicate that it does in fact taste horrible. This is a reference to the fact the Mark Wahlberg often says extremely stupid shit with a very serious face.

Me- "Damn did you see that guy just marky-mark that shot of 151?!"

Brent- "That's one stern motherfucker."

marky-mark by ShaneWood January 13, 2012

space boogie

slang for high-grade cannabis

I can't wait to get home from work so I can smoke some of that space boogie.

space boogie by ShaneWood January 13, 2012

jail cover 

This term refers to using another person as a scapegoat or fall guy for your criminal endeavours. If the cops ever come around asking questions, you simply blame the jail cover. Ideally, your jail cover would be a complete and oblivious fucking moron who could easily be taken advantage of. It is good if they look up to you and want to be like you, so usually a person younger than yourself would be used. They are often forced to do grunt work that nobody else wants to do until the time comes for them to actually be arrested and serve their ultimate purpose.

Bubbles- "Don't you feel bad that Corey and Trevor went to jail for something you did?"

Ricky- "No. They're just fucking jail cover. Nothing more."

jail cover by ShaneWood January 13, 2012

Bushido Brown 

The late Grand Masta Bushido Brown was one of the greatest negro kung-fu experts of all time.

Ed Wuncler III- "Who is Bushido Brown?"

Gin Rummy- "A bona fide bad mothafucka. That's who."

Bushido Brown by ShaneWood January 13, 2012

birthday bowl 

This is when you smoke a joint by sticking the unlit end into the hole in the bowl of a pipe. It is so called because the joint looks like a birthday candle. You can burn a whole doob down to the ash like this. You can also fill the bowl with weed around the joint and get really crazy.

"This joint is getting to short to hold. Stick it in my pipe and we'll have a lil birthday bowl."

birthday bowl by ShaneWood January 9, 2012

Jesse Chips 

Slang for Jesus Christ

John-"Hey you wanna go to church in the morning?"

James- "What are you, fucking nuts? I love Jesse Chips but I'm not going to church."

Jesse Chips by ShaneWood January 9, 2012

roaster bowl

A roaster bowl is a bowl of weed that you pick out of the ashtray. Usually when you cash a bowl there is still a little bit at the very bottom that isn't burned so you end up with a bunch of roughly pea-sized charred nuggets that can be smoked in times of famine.

"Damn I burned through that whole bag last night. I'll have to scrounge up a roaster bowl."

roaster bowl by ShaneWood January 9, 2012