ShaneWood's definitions

roaster bowl

A roaster bowl is a bowl of weed that you pick out of the ashtray. Usually when you cash a bowl there is still a little bit at the very bottom that isn't burned so you end up with a bunch of roughly pea-sized charred nuggets that can be smoked in times of famine.

"Damn I burned through that whole bag last night. I'll have to scrounge up a roaster bowl."

by ShaneWood January 9, 2012

coughiccups

Pronouced like "coffee cups." Describes the crippling combination of coughing and hiccuping that sometimes occurs after taking a huge rip of weed. Every time you cough, you hiccup. This can be quite unpleasant and even painful and will sometimes last for over 30 minutes. It can cause profuse sweating, dysphoria, and gagging/vomiting. A few people have even reported partial loss of bowel control resulting in inadvertent farting and/or sharting. Most hiccup cures (holding breath, drinking water, etc.) are futile as this sort of ailment is beyond any normal hiccuping/coughing fit.

"Goddamn I got the fucking coughiccups. I knew I shouldn't have ripped the 4-footer. This is ruining my night."

by ShaneWood January 9, 2012

butterball

Slang for an intravenous shot of meth or any other similar uppers like dexedrine, ephedrine, or benzedrine.

David- "Hey whats goin on Jesus?

Jesus- "I'm about to do a big fat butterball then watch porn for five hours."

by ShaneWood January 13, 2012

sac king

Somebody with huge balls. Its play on the nickname for the Sacramento Kings basketball team.

Josh's balls are so big that they're starting to wear a hole in the crotch of his jeans. He's more of a sac king than Spud Webb.

by ShaneWood January 13, 2012

a modest proposal

A Modest Proposal is when somebody suggests that eating babies might not be such a bad idea. This is taken from the satirical book of the same name written by Jonathan Swift in 1729. He frankly suggested that poor people ought to sell their children as food to the upper class in order to stimulate the economy and bring Ireland out of a sort of depression. Here's an excerpt: "A young healthy child well nursed, is, at a year old, a most delicious nourishing and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricassee, or a ragoust."

Jane- "That infant child looks delicious. I think we should eat him."

John- "That sounds like a modest proposal to me."

by ShaneWood January 13, 2012

pitbull on crack

A shot consisting of equal parts tequila, Jägermeister, and peppermint schnapps. When I used to bar tend this was my go-to shot for drunk, rude, snobby, and otherwise obnoxious people who, when asked what they would like to drink, look at you blankly and say "Uh... just make me a shot."

Jonny- "Damn that cat just puked all over the urinal in the men's room!"

Me- "Yeah I gave that drunk fuck a pitbull on crack."

by ShaneWood January 13, 2012

take no like Kobe

Verb. To 'take no like Kobe' means you do not take 'no' for an answer. This is, of course, a reference to the 2003 sexual assault allegations against Kobe Bryant. He never really admitted that he did anything wrong and was never convicted of any crime, but we're all pretty certain of the truth.

George- "Fucking Andy keeps hittin' me up for weed when I already told him I don't have any.

Nate- "Yeah that dude take no like Kobe."

by ShaneWood January 13, 2012