northos

General term for the shitty weed you will find in north Omaha. Usually more brown than green and about 15-25 bucks for a quarter. Its not bricked up or anything but its still just as shitty as most brick weed.

"Man I can't find any danks anywhere. Let's go to my homie's on 13th and Ames and snag some northos."

by ShaneWood January 8, 2012

a modest proposal

A Modest Proposal is when somebody suggests that eating babies might not be such a bad idea. This is taken from the satirical book of the same name written by Jonathan Swift in 1729. He frankly suggested that poor people ought to sell their children as food to the upper class in order to stimulate the economy and bring Ireland out of a sort of depression. Here's an excerpt: "A young healthy child well nursed, is, at a year old, a most delicious nourishing and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricassee, or a ragoust."

Jane- "That infant child looks delicious. I think we should eat him."

John- "That sounds like a modest proposal to me."

by ShaneWood January 13, 2012

sac king

Somebody with huge balls. Its play on the nickname for the Sacramento Kings basketball team.

Josh's balls are so big that they're starting to wear a hole in the crotch of his jeans. He's more of a sac king than Spud Webb.

by ShaneWood January 13, 2012

Bushido Brown

The late Grand Masta Bushido Brown was one of the greatest negro kung-fu experts of all time.

Ed Wuncler III- "Who is Bushido Brown?"

Gin Rummy- "A bona fide bad mothafucka. That's who."

by ShaneWood January 13, 2012

Jesse Chips

Slang for Jesus Christ

John-"Hey you wanna go to church in the morning?"

James- "What are you, fucking nuts? I love Jesse Chips but I'm not going to church."

by ShaneWood January 9, 2012

take no like Kobe

Verb. To 'take no like Kobe' means you do not take 'no' for an answer. This is, of course, a reference to the 2003 sexual assault allegations against Kobe Bryant. He never really admitted that he did anything wrong and was never convicted of any crime, but we're all pretty certain of the truth.

George- "Fucking Andy keeps hittin' me up for weed when I already told him I don't have any.

Nate- "Yeah that dude take no like Kobe."

by ShaneWood January 13, 2012

glow

Slang for meth. So called because of the way a bulbie glows when youre smokin it.

Watch out for TJ... That dude's smokin glow again.

by ShaneWood July 26, 2012