Shaft's definitions

Jub Jub Shabado

A chant of Kuaii origin

Jub Jub Jub Jub
Jub Jub Jub
Shabado Shabado

by Shaft May 20, 2003

shmeltz

A redheaded vagrant often found in 1) dumpsters, 2)a cardboard box on the corner of sheridan rd, 3) Miami Beach. Creator of the fudgelito. Originally hails from boo city, iowa, where he was raised by rufus.

Dude, shmeltz hasn't fucking showered in 3 days. Amazing.

by Shaft January 25, 2004

hood pop

hood pop is a rarely cooked tbone steak that has been mutilated by way of knife.
when a kid rips the steak apart with a knife until its almost soupy.

peter: "yo man, throw on a few of them T-bones you picked up at the store last week

Adam: "aight dog, dont go hood poppin like you did that one time.

Peter: i will give it my best captain.

by shaft July 22, 2004

shasta supreme

the ugliest degree of being a shasta disaster. ugly in every possibly way - face, body, personality, everything else. stay away at all costs.

Shasta McNasty and Co.

by Shaft September 26, 2004

managerie

An herbal bath.

Guys, I have to go. It's time for my managerie.

by Shaft August 6, 2003

heat repair guy

the persona of a hick of well less than average IQ who was born out of snowy chicago winter in 1998 in order to strike fear in young coeds through the placement of phone calls. note: has a southern accent

coed: hello
hrg: hi, this is dave from heat repair
coed: uh huh
hrg: i gotta report yer heater's broke
coed: seems like its working
hrg: naw, its broke. i'll be out at 5:30 in the mornin to fix it.
coed: what?
hrg: you wanna freeze goddam it? 5:15 it is

by Shaft January 31, 2004

blow it up

the act of recklessly abandoning all sense of decency by consuming large amounts of alcohol and drugs, and degrading women as much as possible.

Look at those bitches over there. My buddy just bent that one over and put a hole in it. He did a bunch of blow off her tits too. Blow it up!

by Shaft January 31, 2004