Seymour P. Clyde Aloysius Jones's definitions

crapdown

To take a crap when it's going to take more than a few minutes or when you've been constipated for several days.

I got up feeling sluggish but after a good crapdown I had the energy I needed for the rest of the day.

by Seymour P. Clyde Aloysius Jones July 26, 2006

fart surprise

Passing gas and passing a turd out with it; a fart with a lump in it.

I thought I had a little gas and it turned out to be a fart surprise.

by Seymour P. Clyde Aloysius Jones July 26, 2006

eat shit and bark at the moon

An insult spoken to anyone who's done something bad to you or insists on wasting your time after you've asked them not to.

After Ron took my sister on a first date he told me she was a little fat and didn't have much of a personality. I told him to eat shit and bark at the moon and never go near her again.

by Seymour P. Clyde Aloysius Jones July 27, 2006

peen bone

the penis on the verge of becoming hard

I had to stop facing her because I felt a peen bone coming on.

by Seymour P. Clyde Aloysius Jones July 25, 2006

shit like a racehorse

Taking a dump with a massive amount of poop. This term usually doesn't apply to a quick power poop with only a couple of small turds.

After the big supper I ate last night my first priority was to shit like a racehorse this morning.

by Seymour P. Clyde Aloysius Jones July 26, 2006

go skoo'

Urban term (Ebonics?) for getting an education and staying out of trouble.

My kidz is good kidz; They go skoo'!

by Seymour P. Clyde Aloysius Jones July 26, 2006

weedle your deedle

To urinate especially after one has had a lot to drink.

After seven beers in two hours you'd better weedle your deedle before you burst.

by Seymour P. Clyde Aloysius Jones July 26, 2006