Definitions by Seymour P. Clyde Aloysius Jones

crap dusting 

To fart or to pass gas when there's no danger of anything solid coming out with it.

I knew there was something making me feel uneasy, but after a little crap dusting I felt just fine.

crap dusting by Seymour P. Clyde Aloysius Jones August 3, 2006

eat shit and bark at the moon 

An insult spoken to anyone who's done something bad to you or insists on wasting your time after you've asked them not to.

After Ron took my sister on a first date he told me she was a little fat and didn't have much of a personality. I told him to eat shit and bark at the moon and never go near her again.

eat shit and bark at the moon by Seymour P. Clyde Aloysius Jones July 27, 2006

snuggle fuck 

smooth deliberate foreplay leading up to long intercourse with a lot of kissing (anywhere on the body) and of course snuggling

She took me to bed and we ended up in a seven hour long snuggle fuck

snuggle fuck by Seymour P. Clyde Aloysius Jones July 26, 2006

weedle your deedle

To urinate especially after one has had a lot to drink.

After seven beers in two hours you'd better weedle your deedle before you burst.

weedle your deedle by Seymour P. Clyde Aloysius Jones July 26, 2006

crapdown

To take a crap when it's going to take more than a few minutes or when you've been constipated for several days.

I got up feeling sluggish but after a good crapdown I had the energy I needed for the rest of the day.

crapdown by Seymour P. Clyde Aloysius Jones July 26, 2006

fart surprise 

Passing gas and passing a turd out with it; a fart with a lump in it.

I thought I had a little gas and it turned out to be a fart surprise.

fart surprise by Seymour P. Clyde Aloysius Jones July 26, 2006

go skoo' 

Urban term (Ebonics?) for getting an education and staying out of trouble.

My kidz is good kidz; They go skoo'!

go skoo' by Seymour P. Clyde Aloysius Jones July 26, 2006