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Seymour P. Clyde Aloysius Jones's definitions

crapdown

To take a crap when it's going to take more than a few minutes or when you've been constipated for several days.
I got up feeling sluggish but after a good crapdown I had the energy I needed for the rest of the day.
mugGet the crapdownmug.

fart surprise

Passing gas and passing a turd out with it; a fart with a lump in it.
I thought I had a little gas and it turned out to be a fart surprise.
mugGet the fart surprisemug.

eat shit and bark at the moon

An insult spoken to anyone who's done something bad to you or insists on wasting your time after you've asked them not to.
After Ron took my sister on a first date he told me she was a little fat and didn't have much of a personality. I told him to eat shit and bark at the moon and never go near her again.
mugGet the eat shit and bark at the moonmug.

peen bone

I had to stop facing her because I felt a peen bone coming on.
mugGet the peen bonemug.

shit like a racehorse

Taking a dump with a massive amount of poop. This term usually doesn't apply to a quick power poop with only a couple of small turds.
After the big supper I ate last night my first priority was to shit like a racehorse this morning.
mugGet the shit like a racehorsemug.

go skoo'

Urban term (Ebonics?) for getting an education and staying out of trouble.
My kidz is good kidz; They go skoo'!
mugGet the go skoo'mug.

weedle your deedle

To urinate especially after one has had a lot to drink.
After seven beers in two hours you'd better weedle your deedle before you burst.
mugGet the weedle your deedlemug.

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