Seymor Heines's definitions

badonkitonk

A bar or nightclub where you can find lots of sexy girls with beautiful bootylicious badonks.

The Cozy Inn is a honkytonk, but the Foxy Inn is a great badonkitonk.

by Seymor Heines February 14, 2008

rumilicious

A cocktail made of rum and coke with lime. Tastes best when you drink it in a warm tropical climate.

I was on the beach drinking my rumilicious when I saw this beautiful lady winking at me.

by Seymor Heines February 14, 2008

lesbian bar

A bar where even the pool table doesn't have balls.

That lesbian bar was so tough, there weren't even any balls on the pool table!

by Seymor Heines February 15, 2008

snack cracker

The opposite of a crack snacker, i.e. a lesbian

I would like to have some of those snack crackers while I watch the crack snackers going at it.

by Seymor Heines February 15, 2008

Fupadopolis

A prehistoric animal that is characterized by a fat upper pubic area

The cavemen had the Fupadopolis surrounded, but they were overwhelmed when the point man got swallowed alive by the creature's fupa.

by Seymor Heines February 18, 2008

bug

An very annoying person

That guy is a bug; he never knows when to shut up.

by Seymor Heines February 18, 2008

ballrack

A dimple on a female's chin where you can hang your balls while receiving oral sex.

If it wasn't for that ballrack my nuts would've slipped right off her face.

by Seymor Heines February 18, 2008