Sexydimma 's definitions

social retard

A person in North America, who is past 18 years of age and who is still virgin for non religious reasons.

Among modern North American teenagers obsessed with swag and yolo, it is not flash to be a social retard, unless you want to lol star in the remake of the movie the 40 Year Old Virgin.

by Sexydimma March 7, 2014

lore-whore

a) a person literally obsessed with, and dedicated to investigating, sometimes as a job, conspiracy theories
b) (negative sarcastic and/or offensive): a scientist or historian who presents conspiracy theories as indisputable scientific/historical fact, using even others' conspiracy theories as evidence
c) (humorous/positive sarcastic) : a children's author whose books/novels have a plot set in a conspiracy theory background.
d) (very offensive): a politician who uses historically accurate, but currently scientifically/historically meaningless (in the modern Western world) esoteric facts to promote their personal political platform.
e) an offensive synonym for nonsensical political propaganda
f) (adj) pertaining to conspiracy theories and/or unverifiable historical circumstances

son: I think JFK was assassinated by the mob.

father:Oh what nonsense. However, if you want, become a lore-whore, and then find accurate historical evidence to prove or disprove your theory.

by Sexydimma December 29, 2013

not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier

as defined by the reality TV show Forensic Mysteries on HLN, this a synonym phrase for "not the brightest person around"

boy 1) yo come to my backyard, i want to start a party by going out to weed

boy 2) are you an uptard, your dad, or mom will notice.

boy 1) nope my mom is not even home from work and my dad is not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier, he will think we are trying to burn Cheetos on the barbecue or something.

by Sexydimma March 16, 2013

to pay your bills on time

to do things right/correctly/the way they are supposed to be done/ when they they are supposed to be done the first time around, so as to avoid either having to redo the same job twice or suffering other unpleasant consequences (such as literally not paying your actual bills on time and having to pay late fees).

Father: listen, Carl. If I'd be your teacher, i would have reacted the exact same way. Just look at your penmanship. Ca laisse a desirer. I can't even , lol, call it handwriting, it would probably, immb qualify as turkey-chicken scrawl. Now the moral of the fable is of course to pay your bills on time. Now, take this travail bacle afaap out of my line of site and rewrite your homework.

by Sexydimma July 3, 2012

f-sag

an abbreviation of shits and giggles

mother: son what the beep are you doing, putting scissors in the kitchen plug? is this f-sag?

James : lol it's to impress my physics teacher in elementary school, to show that I know what electricity is.

by Sexydimma November 5, 2012

I think I want to marry you

another way of telling someone : " please don't reject my ideas, I think i know what I am doing".

boy: i think i want to marry you
girl: no you don't go away. before getting married, you should get a girlfriend first, not the other way around

by Sexydimma March 5, 2015

to haggle and babble

(тормозить и базарить in Russian): to suddenly stop working and engage your co-workers in a non work-unrelated conversation.

if you want to haggle and babble, don't come to work, go home; go to a marketplace. Just don't prevent anyone else from working.

by Sexydimma November 22, 2014