Sexydimma 's definitions

safe space

A special room on campus where university educated young adults go and behave like children whenever they suffer a severe case of trump-a- meltression

If you are a true nationalist and patriot and don't like Trump, get over it; he won. Do not go to a safe space, run for office in 2020 with your own new and improved political ideas.

by Sexydimma February 19, 2017

methane freebie

A coolidiculous and/or offensive term for a very public, very powerful and very smelly fart.

Shame on you if you know how to release a methane freebie in public, especially at the dinner table.

by Sexydimma October 30, 2014

ironing board

a) lethal injection gurney at the death house of the local prison

b) the operating table of the O.R. of the local hospital.

Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, for his his crimes at the Boston Marathon of 2013, deserves to be either Mussolini-strung or to die-without his Miranda Rights being read to him- on the ironing board at Fort Leavensworth, Kansas, where they send all people in The United States who are convicted, and sentenced to death for, a capital Federal crime.

by Sexydimma September 13, 2013

flying agaric

committing crimes while tripping on drugs

flying agaric- and/or the subsequent mental health consequences of the drug- do not constitute either a mental challenge or an NGRI defence

by Sexydimma March 13, 2021

i.m.m.b

although it normally stands for " I miss my baby (boo), it can also serve as an acronym for 'in my morality book', i.e. morally speaking according to me.

a girl comes home from school during a rainstorm, and starts screaming, " yoohoo, parents, get my dinner ready, I want to go a friend's house later tonight.

father, from the living room: young lady, i.m.m.b I won't stand for it, your manners. Kodem koll, since it was a huijovij climate outside, take off your raincoat take a shower so you don't schwitz cuhm a chaizer, then, comme du monde, improve your vocabulary

by Sexydimma May 22, 2014

misserita

a virgin teen girl between the ages of 12-16

here's the usual progression (in the western world) : first you are misserita (your fathers last name), then when you are under 18 and not virgin, you become miss (again your fathers last name) and then, when you get married after age 18, you become mrs (your husbands last name)

by Sexydimma December 9, 2017

get a school uniform

a) a nicer way of telling someone you don't like the way they dress

if you don't like the way someone is dressed, especially if it's a girl, don't be a misogynistic bastard and try to slut-shame her; tell her instead to get a school uniform.

by Sexydimma February 24, 2015