Sexydimma 's definitions

Saint Fauci

What Anthony Fauci is not

Anthony Fauci can't be Saint Fauci until the pope decides so

by Sexydimma January 29, 2022

dating data

( considering that a person is on more than 1 dating sites ast

( noun): the amount of physical space as well as data being used by all the combined dating apps on your phone

( verb): dating exclusively online instead of in a combination of online/real life

If you are going to be dating data, definition b), you are either afraid of a findom sugar baby or you have completely lost contact with reality, or you may be suffering a severe case of social anxiety

by Sexydimma July 13, 2016

wild tangent

a meaningless, useless, retargerous detour from one's immediate goal or purpose

considering all the possible negative accompanying unattended cannonballs, please refrain from going on a wild tangent when you have a specific goal in mind that you want to achieve

by Sexydimma February 21, 2015

alley scrounging

exploring your neighborhood's alleys, parks, abandoned parking lots, construction sites, etc, finding "usable" junk (furniture, statues, CD's, etc...), then selling said junk at your own yard sale

alley scrounging tbbh is more fun and educational to me, than let's say an Easter egg hunt.

by Sexydimma October 17, 2016

Farmer's well

A synonym for the proverbial rabbit hole .

A farmer's well should also have yet another acronym: fauci tube

by Sexydimma January 11, 2022

porndiery

(a combination of the words pornography and diary): the personal diary of a escort, prostitute, or high end call girl

not many people would know this, but the real translation of the word "pornography" from its original ancient Greek is actually porndiery, not what we consider porn today.

by Sexydimma September 14, 2016

doing harakiri

the act of committing suicide (but not as the name suggests, harakiri, the actual Japanese ritual of suicide by disembowelment. often used historically by the samurai).

son: why are so many people nowadays doing harakiri?

father: Adrian, G-d only knows why people commit such an irrational act. It's probably because they've reached a point in their existence where they can't find life's meaning even in a religious setting. There's always hope even in the secular setting, by getting a social worker or psychotherapist. You can always pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fire no matter how dire the situation seems to be.

son: so, what do we tell a person about to commit suicide? "don't burn your bridges"? and that they should stop rejecting the help that they deserve?

father: yup.

by Sexydimma May 18, 2013