Sexydimma 's definitions
a sarcastic term for a plump-ish/fat/overweight person about whose health you actually care and you are poking fun at them explicitly because you want them to improve their BMI by going to the local gym
boy: do i tell tell my girlfriend she is a porkchop? or do I ask her nicely, if she wants to join me at the gym?
father: James, you idiot! There's one one answer to your question if you don't want a treicha from your girlfriend Lily. Just stop living underwater and simply ask her if she wants to join you at the gym. What's the worst that could happen?
father: James, you idiot! There's one one answer to your question if you don't want a treicha from your girlfriend Lily. Just stop living underwater and simply ask her if she wants to join you at the gym. What's the worst that could happen?
by Sexydimma May 4, 2012
Get the porkchopmug. (Мусорчок по русски) : very offensive term for poor, uneducated, underemployed or underemployed people of any race whose main goal in life is to anger the pope or to reform the Church by engaging in sporadic flashes of mob violence or civil disobedience when a certain political , social, or cultural event doesn't turn out in their favor.
Whether it's Ferguson, Missouri in late 2014 or Vancouver, Canada in 2011 after the Canucks lost The Stanley Cup or a rock concert that in ended with overturned police cars, the root causes of social trash mob violence must always be first examined from a sociological perspective before jumping to political conclusions.
by Sexydimma February 7, 2015
Get the social trashmug. 1 ) a somewhat offensive for an alcoholic who drinks only whiksey
2) a neutral humorous/neutraql term for a person who drinks (in moderation) mainly or only whiskey.
3) a professional connoisseur of alcoholic beverages (other than beer and wine )
2) a neutral humorous/neutraql term for a person who drinks (in moderation) mainly or only whiskey.
3) a professional connoisseur of alcoholic beverages (other than beer and wine )
a teenage guy brings home two bottles of Jack Daniels Tennesse Whiskey
his father starts yelling at him:how dare you; you are not even of alco-age. Nimby, you Jack Daniels, you won't consume these two bottles in here.
son: Lol, not exacly my computer-illiterate. I so wanted you, lol, to haze yourself one of these days. I think you forgot that we live in the Canadian proivince of Nova Scotia, where the alco-age is 16. To boot, my sigother Melissa will be door-knocking soon, and I wanted to have something to drink.
father: Screw you James, with your "I wanted you to haze yourself one of these days". Now, as I said before, nimby. Get your bloody CPH out of this house, and rather take Melisaa on a run-of-the-mill-date or something.
son: okay dad. you win this time, but Ill have, lol, my revenge schooner-latter. Either you eat bacon, or you are wrong! i am out of here. (He leaves the house with the two bottles).
his father starts yelling at him:how dare you; you are not even of alco-age. Nimby, you Jack Daniels, you won't consume these two bottles in here.
son: Lol, not exacly my computer-illiterate. I so wanted you, lol, to haze yourself one of these days. I think you forgot that we live in the Canadian proivince of Nova Scotia, where the alco-age is 16. To boot, my sigother Melissa will be door-knocking soon, and I wanted to have something to drink.
father: Screw you James, with your "I wanted you to haze yourself one of these days". Now, as I said before, nimby. Get your bloody CPH out of this house, and rather take Melisaa on a run-of-the-mill-date or something.
son: okay dad. you win this time, but Ill have, lol, my revenge schooner-latter. Either you eat bacon, or you are wrong! i am out of here. (He leaves the house with the two bottles).
by Sexydimma June 29, 2012
Get the Jack Danielsmug. as a noun, 1) a delicately carved relief on a jewel or plaque 2) a specific type of jeweler who creates personalized cameos 3) a neutral or offensive, depending on the situation, term for people that are physically healthy, but of a very pale skin complexion, kind of like Draco Malfoy from the Harry Potter series. 4) a specialized jewelery store/business where personalized cameos are produced 5) an offensive term for a female who is so emotionally sensitive that she will literally start crying and faint at the site of a bouquet of flowers (sort of like Marie Antoinette's friend the Princesse de Lamballe)
as a proper female name, 1) short for either Cameron (as in Cameron Diaz) or Carmen (as in Carmen Electra)
as a proper female name, 1) short for either Cameron (as in Cameron Diaz) or Carmen (as in Carmen Electra)
two people in conversatio:
person a) my sister is an art student. she wants to be a cameo later, maybe open her own cameo place.
person b) your sister is already is already a cameo.. She looks like, I dare say, a female version of Draco Malfoy
person a): lol. you forgot to mention that my sister's name is Carmen and her friends call her Cameo.
person a) my sister is an art student. she wants to be a cameo later, maybe open her own cameo place.
person b) your sister is already is already a cameo.. She looks like, I dare say, a female version of Draco Malfoy
person a): lol. you forgot to mention that my sister's name is Carmen and her friends call her Cameo.
by Sexydimma March 19, 2012
Get the cameomug. an abbreviation of "social media".
since people these days have very little time for grammar or punctuation, I decided to shorten the term social media to soc-med; and btw, be careful what types of pictures you put up on soc-med anyways
by Sexydimma September 15, 2016
Get the soc-medmug. If you use pirate's slang in public, you either have bad manners, or you need to learn the phrase improve your vocabulary
by Sexydimma December 4, 2016
Get the pirate's slangmug. An old Canadian expression meaning you can't physically take someone and force them to do what they absolutely don't want to do.
Putin needs to learn what you can't take a horse to water means. The Ukrainians won't just roll over and give him their country.
by Sexydimma March 12, 2022
Get the You can't take a horse to watermug.