Biden's blunder

A blunder bigger and more catastrophic than anything you've previously seen, a blunder so outrageous that it devolves into an unmitigated ( and unmitigateable) disaster when us foreign policy and us domestic policy is concerned
Well, the current immigration challenge at the us southern border is really a biden's blunder that someone will have to deal with sooner or later.
by Sexydimma March 08, 2021
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a.i.

a) a short-hand version of "as it is " or "as is".

b) synonym for status quo
it is better to leave things a.i. if you don't know how to deal with them and ask for help, rather than running the risk of doing something retargerous
by Sexydimma May 23, 2015
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my week with Marilyn

N.B.: The Marilyn referred to in the definition is Marilyn Monroe. The phrase itself, 'my week with Marilyn' is also the title of a post-Harry Potter Emma Watson movie in which a character played by Emma Watson goes back in time to spend a week with Marilyn Monroe.

a non-famous person's encounter with a celebrity in the secular world.
boy a): what did you get for your birthday?

boy b): Lol. I got my week with Marilyn from my parents. I met Larry King from Larry King Live when he came to speak as a guest on a local tv show and I was in the audience.
by Sexydimma December 11, 2013
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creatures of habit

a) the rhetorical, (lol), response to the oxymoronic rhetorical questions "why do old habits die hard/ peiople resist change"?

b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone's undesirable (at least according to you) characteristics, they will always retain part of their individuality."
a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meedith follow me to Concordia University in Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go to Mcgill University and do Psychology. Is there anything I can do?

father: yes and no. yes, you can be understanding of her, and not commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, Im reminding you that St Valentine's is next week. and no, you can't do a rat's ass about your taxes, simply because your sigother Meredith is part of the human race, and therefore creatures of habit
by Sexydimma May 03, 2012
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burner account

a second, third, or alternate email account that people use for monkey-business either during work or afterwards
if it's both w.u.r and/or n.s.f.w, i would personally use a burner account
by Sexydimma February 23, 2017
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open happiness

( from the 2011 commercial celebrating 125 years of Coca-Cola):

a) to drink rum and coke
b) to have the best, or what you perceive to be the best, orgasm of your life
Girl 1) why can't I open happiness, definition a)

Girl 2) for definition a) it's our alco-laws, but since you can mix rum abd coke abd still have it the color of coke, you can definitely try. As for definition b), lol, my only advice is, in the bedroom, practice makes perfect
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a) ( used as a phrase or as a noun): what a teen girl from the Southern US might tell you in a chat room if she isnt proud of her minimum wage job or has a second job, i.e an illegal job that is, if you know what I mean.

b) for an adult female in the southern US (minus Texas and Florida) to actually work a second job as a prostitute at a truck stop in order to supplement her income from her minimum wage job.
Whereas pulling tricks at the truck stop, definition a) may act ually be a coded message by a teen girl to tell you that she does indeed have a second job, i, e selling drugs, pulling tricks at the truck stop, definition b), when said by an adult female, may not be as offensive as you might think; an adult woman with a minimum wage job who doesn't feel that she is making enough, should have the right to decide whether or not she will prostitute herself or not, as long as she doesn't do drugs or excessive alcohol on top of her minimum wage job and 'legal prostitution'
by Sexydimma December 29, 2016
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