noob

a synonym, although a neutral or offensive one (depending on the situation and context) one, for a rookie or a newbie.

military drill sergeant (adressing a private): yo noob, wat might yor name be?

private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.

drill sergeant : as in Michael Jordan the basketball star?

private: yes and no. yes, since Jordan is my middle name and I am proud of it, and no because my last name is not Jordan and sorry I am not related to Michael Jordan the basketball star.

by Sexydimma July 04, 2012

catch me if you can

Imperative formor as a dare

A nicer way of telling someone, " stop being a stupid porchdog and at least try to give me a decent counter argument"

When you say catch me if you can to someone, you can't be considered a pundit because you know that the person you are talking to is indeed capable of having a coherent argument with you and is being lazy.

by Sexydimma March 07, 2021

fridge time

Time to get a midnight-2 am snack

Yo it's 1 am my time, a.k.a fridge time.

by Sexydimma February 27, 2017

Beautiful disaster

Unplanned pregnancy

Will my child be the result of a beautiful disaster?

by Sexydimma May 26, 2021

War through weakness

The exact opposite of peace through strength

On foreign policy, Obama, through the 2022 invasion of Ukraine, accidentally discovered war through weakness when dealing with Putin.

by Sexydimma April 10, 2022

Incompetent politicians

What the swamp is chalk full of

You can't fix incompetent politicians, but you can vote them out.

by Sexydimma January 18, 2022

bedroom material

(Less misogynistic), adj: fit for in-the-bedroom activities

Since I consider the term f^able to be too misogynistic, I would use the term bedroom material instead

by Sexydimma June 20, 2021