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chop some sauerkraut

if people you do know chop some sauerkraut, don't be surprised if some of the methods they used were illegal
by Sexydimma November 4, 2019
mugGet the chop some sauerkrautmug.

Tommy-pick a bastard

( the Tommy must always be with a capital T, in commemoration of the Thompson submachine gun): to kill a police officer or g-man using , as the name suggests, a Tommy gun.
If you are going to Tommy-pick a bastard, you might as well become a brave patriot and die a death worthy of John Dillinger or Baby Face Nelson
by Sexydimma June 1, 2016
mugGet the Tommy-pick a bastardmug.

hen-scratching

this term can be defined to mean either

a) someone's singing that sounds so horrendously bad it's as if a hen or rooster is literally scratching a blackboard.

b) a synonym, used mainly in Alberta in Western Canada, for turkey-chicken scrawl or terrible penmanship
two people who are in conversation, suddenly hear an unfamiliar voice coming from their school's basement.

person a): hang on, what's this hen-scratching?
person b) i think it's my friend Paul trying to sing, but he's singing out of tune with our high school band..

person a) roflmao
by Sexydimma February 29, 2012
mugGet the hen-scratchingmug.

dhimma

(from Muslim Spain, 711-1502) a special tax all non-Muslims, i.e Jews, Catholics, and Moranos, living in Spain had to pay in order to obtain political/religious toleration.
Today, Jews living outside Israel pay their civilian taxes instead of the dhimma; therefore people like Bernard Madoff are supposed to be ashamed of themselves.
by Sexydimma May 23, 2013
mugGet the dhimmamug.

napoleon

(referencing the negative traits of Napoleon Bonaparte the historical character): an offensive term for a short, corpulent and arrogant person
my father was once a napoleon, although never at home, but no longer.
by Sexydimma September 16, 2016
mugGet the napoleonmug.

wet dog shake

a) (humorous); what you do when when you come out of the shower with your hair dripping wet and you are too bloody lazy to use either a towel or a blow dryer to dry your hair comme du monde.

b) (drug addiction withdrawal symptom) : episodes of literal 'wet dog' uncontrollable shaking engaged in in by drug addicts undergoing withdrawal, especially withdrawal from heroin and or cocaine
mother: Stan, why the hell is the bathroom floor wet again?

Stan: lol, don't ask stupid question, you won't receive a stupid answer. It's lol because I just did a wet dog shake; i was to lazy to use a blow dryer.

mother: Stan, I hope this wasn't f-sag. Now go take a mop and mop the bathroom floor
by Sexydimma August 27, 2013
mugGet the wet dog shakemug.

methylphenidate

most people from the ignorant masses methylphenidate under its generic, ubiquitous, name instead of opening an organic chemistry book
by Sexydimma May 24, 2014
mugGet the methylphenidatemug.

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