i just had coffee yogurt and decided, right off the cuff, to invent a new coolidiculous term cofgourt.
by Sexydimma November 20, 2016
Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.
Homer: Bart, you uptard, didn't you hear your mother and myself? go do your homework.
Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.
Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.
Homer: Bart, you uptard, didn't you hear your mother and myself? go do your homework.
Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.
Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.
by Sexydimma August 25, 2013
by Sexydimma January 30, 2015
When I have a headache, I turn to my favorite natedication, onions and vodka, instead of taking the classical panacea Tylenol or Advil; same spiel when I have a cold.
by Sexydimma January 17, 2017
a synonym for a long distance relationship
do not get involved in a Calgary Flame unless you can handle the emotional side effects of a long distance relationships.
by Sexydimma August 13, 2015
mother : Daniel, wash your mouth with lemon juice now. Your teacher just called me to say you have a vocabulary problem,
son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.
son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.
by Sexydimma February 04, 2013
Use the phrase not my monkey, not my circus when someone asks you for example, your opinion about Nostradamus or other meaningless, to you, nonsense. The phrase was first used by this guy Gavi who once worked with me.
by Sexydimma December 28, 2022